HALLE BERRY vs ANGELINA JOELIE (pics inc)

[CHAPPERS]

Look at f***ing FIT she is! The things I'd do...

 

[Marshy]

Still rather do Halle, my muck would look better on her !:

Slipped into NSP mode there sorry.

 

[London Calling]

FACIALLY,

a woman who I used to work with was the spitting image of A Jolie.
and for your imagination, she is also a lesbian.


DAVE

 

[CHAPPERS]

Sex with Halle Berry would be BORING.

Jolie is bisexual, likes to cut herself during sex (reckon that would be 2COOL) and, contrary to popular belief, clearly has much better tits than Berry.

And she's white.

 

[Skaville]

"and she's white" - nice

Well I'm going for Halle. I hope my interacial lust does not bother you too much.

 

[Citrus]

Halle everytime. Angelina looks like a DOG.

 

[Citrus]

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[Citrus]

"and she's white" - nice

Well I'm going for Halle. I hope my interacial lust does not bother you too much.

I think he may have been joking...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Halle everytime. Angelina looks like a DOG.

Don't be thick.

 

[The Large One]

Angelina Jolie has the kind of lips that would suck start a Harley Davidson at 40 yards.

The lips on her face that is.


The downside to her is that there is a striking family resemblance between her and her father. And when I see her, I just think 'Midnight Cowboy'. Pity.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

If i was a man, id go for halle, because she's a classy lady, and i think joli's a bit of a SLAG

 

[Easy 10]

I'm not a big tattoo fan on women, but Jolie is a bit special. I'm also intrigued at Chapper's revelation that she like to cut herself during sex. I like to cram packets of jelly into my mouth and kneel on drawing pins during sex, so I think me and Angelina could have some very interesting sessions.

 

[Citrus]

If i was a man, id go for halle, because she's a classy lady, and i think joli's a bit of a SLAG

That's what I think. That is also why Angelina has managed to STORM this poll.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

That's what I think. That is also why Angelina has managed to STORM this poll.

True

 

[SID69]

Never really understood the Halle Berry thing

 

[CHAPPERS]

Jolie is not a slag.

At the moment she doesn't have a partner but apprently lots of 'lovers'. I don't think that's slaggy. She doesn't want to settle down at the moment but she gets a lot of sex, sounds brilliant.

Easy - the cutting thing is pretty cool innit, she's kinky.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy - the cutting thing is pretty cool innit, she's kinky.

That is pretty cool. Do you know where she cuts herself, or does it vary ? I don't see too many scabs on her, so it must be in some pretty intimate areas. Wonder what she uses. Scissors ? Razorblades ? Potato peeler ?

Not sure how I'd react if some bird started cutting herself while I was delivering my yoghurt. But if she looked like Jolie, I probably wouldn't care anyway.

 

[Pevenseagull]

The Berry woman is the clear winner for me

she's splendid

 

[CHAPPERS]

That is pretty cool. Do you know where she cuts herself, or does it vary ? I don't see too many scabs on her, so it must be in some pretty intimate areas. Wonder what she uses. Scissors ? Razorblades ? Potato peeler ?

Not sure how I'd react if some bird started cutting herself while I was delivering my yoghurt. But if she looked like Jolie, I probably wouldn't care anyway.

On her arms apprently with razor baldes, it's a more intense pain more similar to burning apparently. Personally I would be scared of cutting too deep.

I know there was one picture of her with cuts on her upper arms but that was a while ago, she may have mellowed by now.

 

[Marshy]

jolie is a fruit loop, no thanks.