Half Time Dancing Girls

[Gwylan]

NOOOOOO !!!

Cheerleaders/dancing girls are just WRONG in football.

And if we did have them, we should have male cheerleaders - let's show them that Brighton is a bit different.

I'd rather have nothing at all though: I'm happy going for a piss, listening to Attila reading the scores and telling the WW man to get his board down.

 

[dougdeep]

How about some entertainment on the pitch?

 

[Yorkie]

Having a chat with mates at the burger/tea van is the best half time occupation.

 

[Charles 'Charley' Charles]

Think we should have amanda wenk and her friends (yes them from the help find this girl thread) flown in for all brighton games.

 

[Les Biehn]

Just Wenk would do. Nice if we could get that other one from Partyflashers (the one in the blue dress with Massive knorks, BoF you know the one) as well.

However dancing girls in football is wrong and not just because they are usually really f***ing ropey.

 

[Black Country Seagull]

you can't beat the fat topless man 100 metre sprint - comical genius and potential practise for saint johns ambluance recruits.

 

[itszamora]

If only we had a cheerleader on the board here, we could encourage her to get this started.

As far as I'm aware we do...

 

[Wozza]

As far as I'm aware we do...

I think Lush has retired, in fairness.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

If only we had a cheerleader on the board here, we could encourage her to get this started.

 

[Giraffe]

Woohoo!!!!!

Think it may all the difference today. All we need now is a goalscorer!!!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

That worked well. Next time, I suggest that we don't use Yorkie and her naked Whist Club for the half-time entertainment - it doesn't seem to encourage the lads to "get up there and stick one in".

 

[Giraffe]

That worked well. Next time, I suggest that we don't use Yorkie and her naked Whist Club for the half-time entertainment - it doesn't seem to encourage the lads to "get up there and stick one in".

Yep not sure why the girsl weren't used at half time as well (if you're pardon the expression). Perhaps accounted for us being better in the first half?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The Club have decided to offer the people BREAD and CIRCUSES.

Not good enough.

We want CAKE and PORNOGRAPHIC ICE SPECTACULARS.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

It is a shame that the club has adopted a similar policy for the dancing girls - "Ones for the future"

I wasn't sure if they were over the age of consent so I found myself reading my programme, instead of risking salivating over a cheerleader, later to find out she was 14.

 

[Gully]

Les Biehn, by the time you have queued for your half time cuppa and siphoned off your pre match beers do you think that there will still be time for a Wenk, or any other dancing girls?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I went to college with one of the cheerleaders from today.

 

[dougdeep]

I went to college with one of the cheerleaders from today.

I bet she doesn't boast about it.

 

[Giraffe]

I went to college with one of the cheerleaders from today.

So she is legal then?

 

[Les Biehn]

Les Biehn, by the time you have queued for your half time cuppa and siphoned off your pre match beers do you think that there will still be time for a Wenk, or any other dancing girls?

I'll can have a sly Wenk in the bogs.

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

I liked them myself...

But maybe the club should be concentrating on the football itself.