Gus has gone to Chelsea!!!!!!

[bluenitsuj]

The flower show that is

 

[Easy 10]

Oh my sides.

 

[seagullondon]

these generally need to be funny and if he was actually at the flower show then maybe. but he was not. he is in uruguay. you moron

 

[yorkshire seagull]

You are the exact reason that I applied to be a moderator, just so I could ban the likes of you.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Freak

 

[Tricky Dicky]

you moron

What's is Le Mot Juste, ah yes ........ this.

 

[whitelion]

 

[bluenitsuj]

Source?

Alan titchmarsh

 

[bluenitsuj]

these generally need to be funny and if he was actually at the flower show then maybe. but he was not. he is in uruguay. you moron

I am not the one who got caught!!!!! You must be the moron for actually reading the thread.

 

[bluenitsuj]

but its okay to have morons starting threads every day about owen, heskey, beckham etc. People need to chill out and have some fun.

 

[whitelion]

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he's going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Everybody's got new orders
Be a nice girl and kiss the warders
Now the teacher is away
All the kids begin to play

Men come screaming, dressed in white coats
Shake you very gently by the throat
One's named Gus, one's named Alfie
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he's going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to Chelsea
Oh no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Chelsea

 

[seagullondon]

I am not the one who got caught!!!!! You must be the moron for actually reading the thread.

Judging by the comments already on this thread i don't think anyone was caught. i echo my previous sentiments of you being moronic

 

[Simster]

but its okay to have morons starting threads every day about owen, heskey, beckham etc. People need to chill out and have some fun

Spot on, as your post was absolutely hilarious. Genuinely rib-tickling stuff, probably the funniest thing I've EVER seen on here. In fact, how about tomorrow you do a "Phillips signs" one, featuring some signs with the word "Phillips" on it.

 

[Brighton till i die]

f***.kin.ell

 

[El Presidente]

Bye x