Guess who I saw in Ladbrokes, Newhaven this lunchtime ?.

[Lady Whistledown]

Kenny Baker and Warwick Davies?

 

[Trigger]

Shilpa Shetty?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Penelope Keith?

 

[Titanic]

Archbishop Desmond Tutu?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Dirk Diggler?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Patrick Stewart and Nigel Hawthorne, thesping it up?

 

[Jesus Gul]

Paddy Power?

 

[Trufflehound]

Inch High, Private Eye?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Michelle McMammoth?

 

[Trigger]

Clyde Best?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Dirk Kyut, putting a bet on when he will next score for Liverpool?

 

[The Spanish]

loads of inbred wierdos in sowesters stinking of fish?

 

[Titanic]

It's a longshot I know but was it Archbishop Makarios?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Steve Buscemi?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mark Robinson?

 

[Amsterdam Albion]

me!

 

[Trigger]

Amsterdam Albion?

 

[Trufflehound]

Former Harlem Globetrotter, George "Meadowlark" Lemon?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A little mouse with clogs on, there on the stair, right there?

 

[Trigger]

Long Distance Clara?