grouphug.us - like NSC without the football

[Wozza]

Well, kind of.

http://grouphug.us/

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Well my ex but not at the time, found out something about me she tells me she has told no one about...
When we where living together for a short bit i used to jiz in the washing machine before she put a full load in. She cought me once and i promsied i woulndt do it again (i did) but whats worse was when things around the house stoped working due to being jiz'd on. some of the things i broke where the Dvd player the vcr, her hair strightener, and the hair dryer... but i think the hair dryer was the worst.. imagine your hair getting a facial from a fan, then the fan cought fire.
I cant help my self. even this keyboard is sticky and the mouse button is hard to use once i saved about 8 loads and gave my hair a wet slick back look, i just cant help it, i think i have a big problem.

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I have a beautiful girlfriend that does everything for me, and because of that she doesn't turn me on anymore, why is it that people are never happy with what they have, and want something else, even though its worse? But oh well, that's life, and the girl I cheated on her with doesn't even compare, I know this, in fact, because I know how much better my girlfriend is, it turned me on more, it made me want to f*** her more just in anticipation of finishing the act, and never calling or seeing her again... I love my girlfriend, that's why I cheat on her.

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Ok...here's the thing.
I'm black male and I'm 29.
BUT...
I love Nine Inch Nails, Poetry and Tori Amos.
Somehow, deep inside I feel like I'm betraying all black people and black culture by liking these things.

I blame my first girlfriend ( a pasty, cute goth chick) for my offenses against Negro-tude.

Sorry Homeboys, but NIN rocks.
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when i was 18 i had my first gay sexual experience with an older man named Craig. craig was experienced, and taught me the various things to do to please another guy. anyway, i hadn't told my parents because i was afraid they'd freak out, so i kept it a secret.....about 3 weeks into our fling, my parents walked in on craig giving me oral. my mom fainted when she saw us and ended up having to be hospitalized.

but craig kept on going.

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I'm a 15 year old girl...i have this really soft pillow that I love to masturbate with...thing is, it gets really icky really quickly. I keep it under my bed, and I haven't washed it in a year now. My mum keeps wondering what the slightly strange smell is in my room

The worst thing is that sometimes to get myself off, I push my face right in it and smell it...it gets me really horny. There's no way I'm going to put it in the wash now!

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PS You can seach here: http://grouphug.us/search

 

[Little Piggy]

omg! i got my period! i was soooo happy. i hadn't gotten it in 6 weeks, and i was getting worried. i thought i was pregnant or something. (even though i'm a virgin). i thought maybe my dad raped me in my sleep! ok.. well.. i'm happy!

 

[CAFC Matt]

Some of them on there are plain scary

 

[perth seagull]

That makes NSC look rather tame!

 

[Biscuit]

I am an avid gun enthusiast, and I own several rifles and go shooting often. I know how the trigger squeeze feels and how the guns react when they fire very well. The other day I daydreamed about shooting myself with one of my guns. The vivid realism was creepy. It scared the shit out of me. Really, really, really scary. Like, scariest thing to happen to me in recent memory.


weird..

 

[Biscuit]

i keep cheating. i met my current girl cheating on someone else. she trusts me now cos im a nice guy. i am. but when i go out i see sexy chicks and pick them up. given the circumstance i wold cheat every night. but im not like that yet i keep doin it. maybe its cos im bored of the relationship but still like/love her. maybe maybe i think i should be with someone better looking? is that shallow? i pick up really hot girls but they are idiots and i wouldnt want to go out with them. why am i doing this? i used to be a nice guy, now i live the lie of the man i used to be, the kind, smart, happy guy. now im manipulative, controlling and a cheater. but chics still dig me... im manic depressive, does that contribute? i have no respect for my father and belive he was a bad influence, even though i started ignoring his bullshit from 13, when i worked out im smarter than him and he is just a boy. but i keep acting like him when im mad. i masterbate all the time, and wish my girl would get me off while i view porno. if i have sex a lot, i find masterbating more satisfying. if i been battin off lots, sex is more releiving. what the? i think im smarter than most people. i think it even when i try and convince myself its not possible to be smarter than everyone, otherwise id be steven hawking or somehting. my successful friends i get really jelous of and want to scream BUT IM SMARTER THAN IN MANY WAYS YOU BITCH! but never have the courage, there stupid but successful, and i know why but im still jelous. i get in weird moods and hate the world and mutilate myself. then i have to go to work with it all covered up, and secretly i wish some hot chick would see it and want to look after me, i hate how obvious i am. when i do shit like that i know how much of a loser i am and that makes me mader at myself. i analyze everyone all the time, judging them. i really really want to be successful so i can prove to everyone how much better i am than them. im like this secretly but dont like it. i just want a good job, happy marriage and raise wonderful children. but ill f*** it up cos secretly im this f***ed up egotistical loser whos problem is that i think about this too much.

i want to grab a bottle of vodka, a pack of fine cigarettes, and go out into the woods where its like 15 degrees. I want to take all my clothes off, drink and smoke till the coldness puts me to sleep so i can just f***ing DIE. I think after the initial shock, everyone would be happier if I was dead. I wonder how long before they would find the body?

^^ that is strange.

 

[Biscuit]

i had a friend sleep with me once. and at 6 in the morning my ass was about 1 foot away from her face and i farted really loud. it woke us both up but i pretended to keep on sleeping. the hardest part was not laughing. i feel bad but i burst in to laughter every time i think about it.


I CANT STOP READING THIS SITE... WOZZA YOU BASTARD!

 

[Raphael Meade]

i love reading that site when i'm bored. but yes, there are some SICK SICK SICK people on it

 

[Safeway]

Wozza, you have TRULY excelled yourself.

 

[Braders]

brilliant


right hands up , how many of those posts are by NSC users

 

[Kev the Ape]

is this a agnony aunt page its a cracker.

 

[Little Piggy]

Sometimes, when my girlfriend is asleep next to me, I will silently jerk-off and cum on her, hoping she doesn't wake. So far, she never has.

.... Safeway?

 

[Incredigull]

Yankee Screwball Dandy

 

[The Large One]

"Hi I'm a lonely man with one eye from West London currently living in Essex England..."

Where's the other eye from?

 

[The Large One]

"i have a wicked boy friend who i love very much. but since i went to uni in brighton last year ive found my self doing horrid sexual acts, i have loads of toys and am a bit worried as i need peverse things to turn me on. i now get strangers to come home with me and do things, i dont no how to act infront of my boyf now?
hes self employed and works in a skate shop wich isnt doing very well, i fear if i tell him here take it realy bad as he needs my support right now

You can tell this is a Brighton University student by the appalling spelling and punctuation. But more importantly, do we know her? Does she post on here? But that's not as good as...


"I preach to God in the lavatory! Also I preach on a web site in Brighton and some of them get cross. I am sorry if I upset them..."

Come out Richie, we've got you sussed.

 

[Braders]

"I'm a complete douche bag.
I hurt people on purpose.
Just so I can feel better about myself.

No wonder no one likes me"

Looney?

 

[Yoda]

Some are just

"I masturbate all the time. I would like to masturbate with my roommate though. We are both straight guys. I have heard him masturbate in the bathroom before and became so horny and turned on by it that I masturbated right outside the door."

"everyday i see this girl she gives me a boner. i think she likes me, but i cant talk to her cause she just arrouses me too fast."

 

[Yoda]

'Warning; do not talk to this guy'

i talk to myself a lot. and i play scenes in my head about what could happen later that day or the next day.

 

[Dave In Gloucester]

Been having a look, and there is some strange stuff!!

 

[Yoda]

I wonder how many are true?

Check these two out:

i once put peanut butter on my pussy and let my dog lick it off..

I am attracted to nerds and know that that they are insecure. I figure that its easy sex for me.