Greetings My Albion Comrades.

[Agent Kember]

As you may be aware I have infiltrated the palace scum at one of the highest levels and have been working hard to bring about their demise. After a rather embarrassing start things have improved to the exstent that i am confident that Palace will be in the th bottom 3 by the end of November. I hope not to be rumbled untill the job is done so I am taking a slow approach. As a life long Seagulls fan it would be my crowning acheivement if I can take them to a division more suited to their talents.

I will keep you informed of my progress.

All the best,

Steve XXX


P.S. I have already slept with half the first team. SJ or "Si" as he likes to be called reserves the youth team for himself.

 

[Italiaseagull]

 

[Braders]

 

[Agent Kember]

Last night I managed to distract the defence in the final minute by waving my talliwacker at them, then Kuqi scored, I love it when a plan comes together.

Steve. XXX

 

[Tooting Gull]

Doing a fantastic job. Keep up the good work. Somehow this morning even your latest efforts aren't enough though...

 

[Agent Kember]

Have faith Tooting. By the end of the season you will split your sides laughing.

I am planning on loaning out Freeman to Accrington Stanley for the rest of the season. I would loan them Andy Johnstone but the fat bastard wont fit in my Mini as well.


Steve XXX