Postman Pat
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The dyslexic homosexual?
He's still in daniel
He's still in daniel
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Is it cool to be dyslexic and bad to be thick?
banjo
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My dyslexic gay friend is so excited for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline Day!
Lankyseagull
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The dyslexic drug addict who tried to score a heron...
AmexRuislip
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I got an email from my mate this morning asking if I want to go to the Reading festival.
I told the rude ******* to f**k off! He knows I'm dyslexic!
I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lay awake every night and wonder if there really is a Dog.
I asked my dyslexic mate to get me some adult films starring police officers
Dopey ******* brought me some Pop Corn....
Old McDonald had a farm Z B Q D Y.....................
I told the rude ******* to f**k off! He knows I'm dyslexic!
I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lay awake every night and wonder if there really is a Dog.
I asked my dyslexic mate to get me some adult films starring police officers
Dopey ******* brought me some Pop Corn....
Old McDonald had a farm Z B Q D Y.....................
There are two dyslexics on a skiing holiday. They have spent thirty minutes deciding if they should zig zag down the mountain or zag zig. Eventually they spot another winter sports holiday maker and decide to ask him.
"Excuse me mate" says one. "Should we zig zag down that hill or zag zig?"
"Don't ask me, I'm a tobogganist" comes the reply.
"Oh. In that case I'll have 20 B&H and a box of matches."
"Excuse me mate" says one. "Should we zig zag down that hill or zag zig?"
"Don't ask me, I'm a tobogganist" comes the reply.
"Oh. In that case I'll have 20 B&H and a box of matches."
SweatyMexican
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- Mar 31, 2013
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HEY!!
Talking of gnus ....
A couple of lions were feeling peckish one day so they went down to the local waterhole to see if there was any prey. As luck would have it there was a group of gnus lounging about, having a drink, you know, like they do. Anyway the lions pounced on them and ate them all up, and as they finished the last one one lion looked at his watch and said "Ah well, half past nine and that's the end of the gnus."
I'll get me taco.
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Monica Lewinsky is dyslexic,Bill Clinton sent her an email once asking her to hold his calls and sack his cook.
Pretty pink fairy
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- Jan 30, 2008
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Taking the piss out of someone with a condition they can't help 
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DR
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Taking the piss out of someone with a condition they can't help
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DR
Hardly likely to read this then.
Pretty pink fairy
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looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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I thought maybe the OP would say hes decided to give up posting, looks like we are not that lucky.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Grabs me as an easy word to spell, both unusuall letters placed y and x, which aids Mnemonics and the rest is phonetics. words like newmatic, angziatee and, conshans, now they be difficult.
Crispy Ambulance
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To be fair, it looks like you're struggling with unusual!
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Was told when I took the Dyslexic test that its quite common to mash up the ends of words, partly because a lot end in "lee" and secondly its a 3D focus thing, reading in a straight line is 2D. Its weird.
Crispy Ambulance
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You're not wrong!
Puppet Master
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- Aug 14, 2012
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Did you hear about the dysexic alcoholic who choked to death on his own vimto?
surlyseagull
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- Aug 23, 2008
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Hmmm Einstein was thick then ,I never knew