bailey
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Heard this from a friend:
He has recently sold his house and put an offer in on another house. He offered 350 on an asking price of 400, which was accepted. A few days later someone else offered 375 and the estate agent phoned him and told him he was going to recommend the other offer but my friend made the point that he had already had his offer accepted and had no chain whereas the other offer was a chain of 3.
The estate agent was having none of it so my friend said "well if that's what you're going to do then fine but if that other offer falls through I don't want you phoning me, I won't be interested. Are you sure you're going to recommend the other offer?". The estate agent refused to back down and my friend lost out on the house.
Anyway, two weeks later the estate agent rings saying the other offer's fallen through. So my friend, who by now has had to find another place and really hates estate agents, says "Look, I told you not to phone me, I really don't care that the offer's fallen through and you've been trying to sell the house for 18 months. Do you know what? You can stuff it up your arse and I never want to hear from your firm again".
Slimely bastards the lot of them!

He has recently sold his house and put an offer in on another house. He offered 350 on an asking price of 400, which was accepted. A few days later someone else offered 375 and the estate agent phoned him and told him he was going to recommend the other offer but my friend made the point that he had already had his offer accepted and had no chain whereas the other offer was a chain of 3.
The estate agent was having none of it so my friend said "well if that's what you're going to do then fine but if that other offer falls through I don't want you phoning me, I won't be interested. Are you sure you're going to recommend the other offer?". The estate agent refused to back down and my friend lost out on the house.
Anyway, two weeks later the estate agent rings saying the other offer's fallen through. So my friend, who by now has had to find another place and really hates estate agents, says "Look, I told you not to phone me, I really don't care that the offer's fallen through and you've been trying to sell the house for 18 months. Do you know what? You can stuff it up your arse and I never want to hear from your firm again".
Slimely bastards the lot of them!
