Good Afternoon Everyone

[Goldstone1976]

This is not going to end well is it?

Oh, I dunno. He's found the thumbsup functionality pretty quickly - currently outstripping posts made, so he seems to be learning fairly swiftly.

 

[whitelion]

Seem to recall that at one point [MENTION=70]Easy 10[/MENTION] had an introductory pack/post for new NSC members that covered most bases.

Reminds me of my mother when dating before she married my dad. She would give said date an apple to see how much noise he made and binned those that were "uncouth".

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Reminds me of my mother when dating before she married my dad. She would give said date an apple to see how much noise he made and binned those that were "uncouth".

You see, Apples have long been considered gauges of character.

 

[Feathers]

Thanks for the welcome guys.

So many questions!

I'll be back later to answer the easy ones

 

[Insel affe]

I am the feather "Plucker"

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I am the feather "Plucker"

Blimey, that machine looks pretty, erm, thorough!

 

[Feathers]

I am the feather "Plucker"

My feathers are still attached to the Seagull!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You see, Apples have long been considered gauges of character.

Absolutely this. Apple seeds: spit or swallow?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Absolutely this. Apple seeds: spit or swallow?

Nasty bitter things - don't put them in your mouth in the first place.

Hmm, I wonder if that's closer to what my gf means. I'll have to ask her.

 

[sydney]

show us your tits....then your get banned ....were loose but at least we sin yer tits like ....

 

[sydney]

I am the feather "Plucker"

quality

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

What are your views on Dancing Alan Pardew ?

Indeed. New thread to announce arrival on here only ever means one of three things:

1. Narcissistic dullard
2. Palace fan
3. Not Nick Rhodes (see points 1. and 2. above)

 

[Seagull Mags]

I too am new, I have been reading posts on here for some time and decided to join so I can put my opinion across to some deluded fans
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[AmexRuislip]

Afternoon Feathers
Are you in the need of any cleaners, I do a good deal of £100, and I promise I won't swear at you
Welcome to NSC

 

[Goldstone1976]

I too am new, I have been reading posts on here for some time and decided to join so I can put my opinion across to some deluded fans
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Excellent. I was looking for an excuse to crack the Pringles open. Thanks.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I too am new, I have been reading posts on here for some time and decided to join so I can put my opinion across to some deluded fans

Fill yer boots.

 

[Hillian1]

I too am new, I have been reading posts on here for some time and decided to join so I can put my opinion across to some deluded fans
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Try here.

http://www.toonforum.co.uk/

 

[Taybha]

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[Gullflyinghigh]

My feathers are still attached to the Seagull!

So...you're a Seagull? Or you have some feathers that you've attached to one?

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I too am new, I have been reading posts on here for some time and decided to join so I can put my opinion across to some deluded fans
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You've certainly got your work cut out. Can I suggest a start with BG?