Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

[Misc] Glasses







Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
21,234
Indiana, USA
What's wrong with your t-shirt - that's what I use to clean my camera! (sometimes - in extremis). Isn't that what t-shirts are for?

Yes, exactly, the sleeve or bottom edge of the t-shirt. I'm not uncivilized.
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,714
Location Location
I went with a mate to watch some strippers in a local pub once. At one point it all got quite interactive, when one of the strumpets straddled my mate on his chair, removed his glasses, pushed them down the front of her knickers and proceeded to rub them on her minky. She then pulled them out and replaced them on his nose. Safe to say, they were quite severely smeared (there was also copious baby oil involved).

No amount of tissue-wiping would get the lenses back to anything close to being serviceable, so he handed them to the barmaid and she put them in the dishwasher thing behind the bar that cleans all the pint glasses. They came out absolutely prestine, really did a good job, and he watched the rest of the performance in relative UHD.

Ahh, I miss those Sunday lunchtimes.
 




Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
22,867
Born In Shoreham
I went with a mate to watch some strippers in a local pub once. At one point it all got quite interactive, when one of the strumpets straddled my mate on his chair, removed his glasses, pushed them down the front of her knickers and proceeded to rub them on her minky. She then pulled them out and replaced them on his nose. Safe to say, they were quite severely smeared (there was also copious baby oil involved).

No amount of tissue-wiping would get the lenses back to anything close to being serviceable, so he handed them to the barmaid and she put them in the dishwasher thing behind the bar that cleans all the pint glasses. They came out absolutely prestine, really did a good job, and he watched the rest of the performance in relative UHD.

Ahh, I miss those Sunday lunchtimes.
That story smells a bit fishy to me 😁
 


Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2004
9,003
Telford
Slightly off topic, I've had a lifetime of eye issues, been severely myopic in my left eye since birth. Didn't get diagnosed with right eye myopia until I crashed a motorbike into a parked car one night.

Anyways, been wearing RGP contact lenses for 45 years now but 5 years ago on my annual Specsavers checkup they picked up raised eye pressures (the puff test) so referred me go Shrewsbury eye hospital, who diagnosed early onset glaucoma.

Various treatments, some with success, but last Nov (left) and this Jan (right), I had IOL AKA cataracts replaced. I wasn't suffering any cataract issues per se, but they popped in a couple of iStents at the same time.

No more contact lenses or glasses for distance, just readers for close up stuff.

If you have poor vision (glasses or lenses dependant) and are offered cataract replacement surgery, I highly recommend it.
 


Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports


Top
Link Here