Give The Job To Chappers

[CHAPPERS]

No, not me you crazy guy!

Ian Chapman.

The man actually bleeds blue and white, he is young and eager and would never leave.

Our next manager needs to be someone that will stay with the club until Falmer is up IMHO and i cannot see anyone but Chappers doing this.

I know he is inexperienced but with Booker guiding him he could do a blinding job.

Come on Dick, bring in the Legend, you know it makes sense!!

CHAPMAN IS THE SAVIOUR

SORT IT!!

 

[CHAPPERS]

BTW I am not a mentalist, i really believe he could do the job.

 

[Biscuit]

No, I want Ian Dowie or Cotterill.

 

[Rambo]

Late night last night Chappers?

 

[tinx]

Chappers you are a mentalist.

 

[JJ McClure]

Would prefer Wendy to Chapman.

 

[DTES]

No, I want......Cotterill.

No no no no no no NO! Not Cotterill. I'd rather have Chapman that Cotterill. Dowie or Kinnear.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Chappers you are a legend like the great man himself! I'll second your idea!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Chappers you are a mentalist.
In that case, we might as well have a managerial partnership called The Stuarts! Tuck and Myall.

 

[Biscuit]

No no no no no no NO! Not Cotterill. I'd rather have Chapman that Cotterill. Dowie or Kinnear.

Why? Cotterill is a good manager. Sure he'll use us, but every manager will do until we get falmer.

 

[DTES]

He'll use us, and play long ball, not real football, which won't suit us. Look how we've been playing in the last few games. I'd much rather see more of that than watch us resemble Wimbledon of old

 

[CHAPPERS]

SHUT UP!!

Would you really prefer a young manager that will leave at the slightest hint of a better job or one that will stay through thick and thin and one day lead us to the Premiership?

Eh? Eh?

Imagine it...

Chappers, Booker, Wilkins, Hinsh and Big Malc Stuart lining up next to the dug out for the first game at Falmer. It will show that whatever Archer and Bellotti tried to do the people that really cared for this club saw that off and remained to lead us to glory.



Okay, i am going a bit mad there. I need coffee.

 

[Robbo]

Big Joe Kinnear gets robbo's vote!!!

Luton should never of let him go, what a great job he did there!!

 

[Biscuit]

He'll use us, and play long ball, not real football, which won't suit us. Look how we've been playing in the last few games. I'd much rather see more of that than watch us resemble Wimbledon of old

DTES or whatever you want to call yourself now. Five words


PETER TAYLOR CHAMPIONS LONG BALL

 

[Meade's Ball]

You know what Chappers, your insane caffeine-free wittering has started to win me over. I'm going to phone Mark Barham and see if he's interested in a scouting role.

 

[SeagullinKent]

Would like to see Chapman get the job, i,d just be worried he hasn,t the contacts in football to bring in players from other clubs.

 

[DTES]

Peter Taylor Champions Long Ball Left We Now All Hate Him.

Don't want another manager who'll walk off in a year. And we can win this division playing attractive football, which I'd much prefer.

 

[Rambo]

Hopefully we will be back in Div1 next year, thats got to be an attractive prospect for lots of managers, why would they want to leave.
Oh yeah - if we had a ground....blah, blah...shit

 

[CHAPPERS]

Chappers knows loads of people.

I can't wait for the day when Paul McCarhty returns to his rightful place at centre back and gets the Ireland call up that he deserves.

 

[Italiaseagull]

And while were at it, Bring Back Stuart Munday! Scorer of some of the greatest goals the world has ever seen!