Girls writing

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I live in Essex. The birds here talk in text speak when they are in everyday conversation.

 

[Easy 10]

When are we having an NSC meetup for drinkypoos?!!! xxxxx lol

Whatever happened to that curry thread ? I thought it'd be in Gold. It should be.

 

[Keith Patel]

This is well sexist bbz xoxoxoxoxoxo

 

[knocky1]

A bit harsh, he wasn't as good as Eric Steele mind

OMG that is Sooooooo difficult. X

Who is it mate? I've no ******* idea. Hang on, it's not f******* Graham Moseley is it?

 

[MrShaun15]

Wine O'Clock!

 

[WhingForPresident]

Whatever happened to that curry thread ? I thought it'd be in Gold. It should be.

That thread was the catalyst for the inception of global internet sensation SeagullsChat, therefore absolutely meets the Gold standard.

 

[Brighton TID]

I regularly get text messages from women who are not my wife or mother that end with kisses or at least end x or even Xxx. What's that about?

The xxx's basically translated means "can I sleep with you immediately, please"

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

The xxx's basically translated means "can I sleep with you immediately, please"

No it means I'm so used to putting xxx's on all my texts to girlfriends or boyfriends that I've done it automatically, and now I'm CRINGEING with embarrassment, and wondering if I should point out the xxx's were a mistake. xxx

 

[Goldstone1976]

No it means I'm so used to putting xxx's on all my texts to girlfriends or boyfriends that I've done it automatically, and now I'm CRINGEING with embarrassment, and wondering if I should point out the xxx's were a mistake. xxx

Ain't that the truth. An ex PA of mine once sent me a text with xxx at the end in automatic mode, which my gf saw. She was less than impressed.

 

[GT49er]

I regularly get text messages from women who are not my wife or mother that end with kisses or at least end x or even Xxx. What's that about?

Adultery?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The xxx's basically translated means "can I sleep with you immediately, please"

That's xxx. What's xx?

 

[brightn'ove]

That's xxx. What's xx?

Leave me alone. Do not reply.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

That's xxx. What's xx?

I'm torn between saying a bit of light fingering or an overrated (imho) band....

 

[Guinness Boy]

The xxx's basically translated means "can I sleep with you immediately, please"

Adultery?

Neither of you have seen me close up have you?

 

[KingKev]

Women. Tsk.

Can't live with them.....




.....pass the beer nuts.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Can't live with them.....

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And apparently you can't kill them and leave them rolled up in a carpet in a lorry stop.

 

[Triggaaar]

I regularly get text messages from women who are not my wife or mother that end with kisses or at least end x or even Xxx. What's that about?

People being friendly.

 

[Triggaaar]

My biggest hate is the use of the word hun. Really bugs me for some reason.

That's going in the book.

 

[Triggaaar]

Social media and texting is really designed for women, gay men,and effeminate bodybuilders from what I can see. Your average straight bloke can take or leave it.


I'm a confused mess of all of the above.

You're a confused mess of women, gay men, effeminate bodybuilders and straight men?

 

[Triggaaar]

Neither of you have seen me close up have you?

I'm guessing the texter hasn't either.