Girls - stupid?

[fatboy]

I was talking to a person of the female variety about the England match on Wednesday.

She was talking about David Beckham and said; "I don't like David Beckham when he misses penalties, especially when he is right in front of the goal."

 

[smudge]

Bless!

 

[Bigtomfu]

ah the joys of "from the mouth of babes" in fhm...


an ex girlfriend of mine at the time of the channel tunnel start up proclaimed-
"ooh that will be exciting but how will they keep the cars dry?"- for the love of god woman stick to dreaming about kittens.

 

[Biscuit]

That brilliant.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Ive said before and will say again, women should not be allowed to watch, talk or have anything to do with the beautiful game. They should stick to cooking and ironing at least that is something they have a little more knowledge about!

 

[Scarface]

We need more!

 

[smudge]

Mind you, 10 things blokes know about women;
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10. They've got tits!

 

[fatboy]

My ex girlfriend once asked why the athletes in the disabled marathon did not get up and run.

 

[bhafc4eva]

Mind you, 10 things blokes know about women;
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10. They've got tits!

Im glad you have included all the necessary details!

 

[caz99]

Ive said before and will say again, women should not be allowed to watch, talk or have anything to do with the beautiful game. They should stick to cooking and ironing at least that is something they have a little more knowledge about!

 

[Lush]

 

[Northstander]

 

[magoo]

My ex girlfriend once asked why the athletes in the disabled marathon did not get up and run.

I do not believe that!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Im glad you have included all the necessary details!

You need to explore further. Even still they`ve always got money in the purse.

 

[pasty]

A couple of pearlers from my ex-wife

On circling Heathrow waiting for a landing slot....
Me : Oh good, we might get diverted to Gatwick
Her : Hope not, our luggage is going to Heathrow

Making my sandwiches
Her : What would you like in your sarnies tomorrow?
Me : Cheese and tomato please
What did I get ? One cheese sarnie, one tomato sarnie !

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

yes they are

 

[Benny Seagull]

for the love of god woman stick to dreaming about kittens.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I was WATCHING England V Ireland in the 5 nations RUGBY whilst LISTENING to the Albion on SCR.

My ex-girlfriend came to sit with me. After about 10 minutes she piped up:

"Why are Brighton playing in all white?..........."



She was canned a month later.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

A different girlfriend somehow managed to drive the WRONG WAY down an M1 slip road?

With other cars hurtling towards us at 70Mph+, I was screaming "Stop the car.........stop the f***ing car.........."

When she stopped, she said; "No need to shout."

WTF!

 

[southwickseagull]

My wife once said to me "You've got a choice. Brighton effing football club, or me". (I used to go to the occasional home game) I've been divorced seven years, and go to EVERY game home and away. Wife = Washing Ironing f***ing Etc.