Northstander
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- Oct 13, 2003
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Subject: CIA Assassin
The CIA have an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were
done there were three finalists - two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this
room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my own
wife." The agent said 'Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!"
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home".
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Several
shots were heard. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded
with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
The CIA have an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were
done there were three finalists - two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this
room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my own
wife." The agent said 'Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife!"
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and
go home".
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Several
shots were heard. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded
with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
