Girlfriends 21st

[Dave the OAP]

Never buy women clothes.

aqreed 100%

 

[Robot Chicken]

Lingerie. Black.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Dont take her to Crewe you cruel wicked bastard

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Play it wrong and you'll never live it down, play it right and it's a permanent brownie point!

She was pleased with you ....................

(one for Les Bien).

 

[Buzzer]

aqreed 100%

Apart from Paul Frank pyjamas.

Women lurve Paul Frank and they love pyjamas too. It's trendy enough to be cool and nice enough to be something they'll wear.

Job done!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Never buy women clothes.

is the right answer.

 

[Munkfish]

im in touch with my femine side and can useally pick out what she likes! so i think i might gamble on a few things! not really sure how much to spend we have only been going out about 2 months but things seem to be going really well! plus any suggestions for other gifts would be nice!

 

[dwayne]

Apart from Paul Frank pyjamas.

Women lurve Paul Frank and they love pyjamas too. It's trendy enough to be cool and nice enough to be something they'll wear.

Job done!

no

 

[Buzzer]

no

pourquoi?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Glasses.

 

[tedebear]

If it were me - I'd love to be taken shopping, show that even though most men hate shopping, you'd do something for her you don't particularly like! She'll get all soppy and goey and thankful at the end of the day - and Bobs your fathers brother!

 

[Wozza]

Take her up the Oxo Tower.

If it's her first time, it's an experience she'll never forget.

 

[Dave the OAP]

NO NO NO...dont take her shopping


If you have only known her for 2 months it will be a disaster.....


You will go into a dress shop....she will browse for 10 minutes ( you will get mildly irritated) ...." can I try these on please"....off she popps...you sit outside the changing room looking shifty....out she comes....its hideous...." do you like it"...." Yes it looks lovelly" " Are you sure" "Yes"...toddles off to try another one on...( now more than a little tetchy...simmering anger).....10 dresses late...." Do you like this one?" its hideously revolting and she looks like a michelin man in it...." Yes its very nice....." " You are not just saying that?" " NO ITS f***ing LOVELLY...CAN WE GET THE f*** OUT OF TJHIS f***ing PLACE...."


..........." I am realy sorry....dont cry...Yes it was lovelly....No I dont swear normally....no your arse didnt look like the entrance to the Channel Tunnel.....Yes i will call you....."


You see.....

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

Both, buy her a little present on her birthday, and then take her shopping

typical.

 

[tedebear]

NO NO NO...dont take her shopping


If you have only known her for 2 months it will be a disaster.....


You will go into a dress shop....she will browse for 10 minutes ( you will get mildly irritated) ...." can I try these on please"....off she popps...you sit outside the changing room looking shifty....out she comes....its hideous...." do you like it"...." Yes it looks lovelly"

If he leaves it there and grins and bears the rest he might get a shag though? Think like you did about 20 years ago Dave!

 

[Biscuit]

Simple. Dump her and then ask her out again next week..

Thus avoiding birthday and resulting financial hardships.

 

[robbied69]

Get a cheap deal to go away for a weekend.

 

[Brightonian74]

im in touch with my femine side and can useally pick out what she likes! so i think i might gamble on a few things! not really sure how much to spend we have only been going out about 2 months but things seem to be going really well! plus any suggestions for other gifts would be nice!

One that is ALWAYS a winner!

A pamper-day at the Grand. Not as expensive as you think either actually and anyways girls LOVE to be pampered! Plus she'll empty your 'nads' for making her feel.............'special'.

 

[Munkfish]

all sorted now brought two very loverly tops, one being a dress which im sure you will be able to see her tupence in! and one other very loverly top which her boobs will look great in, little miss sunshine on dvd and gunna give her £100 to spend in london!

 

[Munkfish]

everything has almost gone to plan spent two very long hours in topshop though highlight of the day seeing yakubu in selfridges hes a Tank