[Humour] German ballet director who smeared critic with faeces sacked

[Stat Brother]

German ballet director who smeared critic with faeces sacked

Hanover State Opera has fired Marco Goecke, saying his actions unsettled the audience and public.

www.bbc.co.uk

I guess the attack would have been less of a surprise had Herr Goecke owned one of these

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Too too awful

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I'm guessing it was a 'Hot Carl' rather than a 'Cold Carl'...? Or in fact a Warm Carl...

Stat?

Google is your friend if in doubt

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm guessing it was a 'Hot Carl' rather than a 'Cold Carl'...? Or in fact a Warm Carl...

Stat?

Google is your friend if in doubt

Under no circumstances am I asking Jeeves about that.

Although as it was his own dogs and the assault was in the intermission, I'm gonna guess Cold Carl...




... premeditated Cold Carl.

 

[SeagullinExile]

We’ve a wanted to rub dog shit into someone’s face one time or another.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Wouldn’t crap-pen in Germany.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I played in a band called Hundescheiße.