Geordie Horse Lover says sorry

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Sit him down, reverse the horse into key position, give the horse a little tickle and let his back legs dish out his own 'punch'

 

[banjo]

What a complete tool.

Looks like the rozzers got a few punches in.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Let's hope the "heartless Tories" review his incapacity benefit as well , he didn't look too incapacitated to me.

He said he had a bad tooth. Have you ever had toothache?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Line of the piece, for me. It's absolutely magnificent, the tone of the whole article.

That line from his wife did make me chuckle.

 

[wunt be druv]

What a plank! Does he really think people will believe that load of old bollocks? Could it be he is a Palarse supporter in disguise perhaps.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

What a plank! Does he really think people will believe that load of old bollocks?

His argument was just short of 'the horse headbutted my fist.'

 

[Superphil]

File under:

"Seriously, you could NOT make this stuff up"

 

[mikeyjh]

I think I'm quite lonely in thinking he's a legend - Police horses are like bullies, give it out but can't take it.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I think I'm quite lonely in thinking he's a legend - Police horses are like bullies, give it out but can't take it.

Didn't the horse take it but not give it out.....

 

[Randsta]

I was hoping he was being strangled by his own scarf!

 

[gripper stebson]

He added: "I would like to apologise to the horse, to all the mounted section, to people of the North–east.

That got me aswell!!! I think the phrase "I'd like to apologise to the horse" is one of my favourite ever!

 

[wunt be druv]

His argument was just short of 'the horse headbutted my fist.'

Sounds reasonable then I suppose,I mean Horses do that sort of thing all the time.

 

[BensGrandad]

Hope he is banned from football for life as many of those who can be identified on the TV shots should be. Football doesnt need such idiots.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Personally, I read that story and wept with joy.

Was the horse injured? Have a word! The horse wanted to square up to him, the bloke wanted it and the horse doesn't back away from these things. He would have finished it, no question. But now he probably gets bullied in the stables for not throwing a kick at the goon.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I like the way everyone is concerned about a 5'5" man who weighs about 13ish stone thumping a 7" high 50st lump of muscle horse that's built like a brick shithouse.

If it was that bloke hitting Wladimir klitschko nobody would bat an eyelid because of the mismatch, the horse is like klitschko x5. It probably didn't feel a thing.

 

[Durlston]

The Sun could make a headline for that drunken prat - Bud made me punch Bud.

 

[Weststander]

Didn't really say sorry.

Rambling on with a collection of lies about caught in the middle of it, and the horse started it and came towards him ... with a hoofed jab and right cross.

The youtube video tells a different story of human attacks equine.

No doubt the Court will find dimwit guilty.

 

[Weststander]

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What a complete tool.

Looks like the rozzers got a few punches in.

Nice ... Police had the chance to ram the pricks face in the tarmac 'by accident' when they brought him down.