Gazza stars in alien horror film

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MOWTCHOPS

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Feb 17, 2007
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This has to be straight to DVD, Gazza and not even Winstone, but his daughter?

Ex-England and Newcastle United footballer Paul Gascoigne is to play the lead role in a new movie.

He will star in action-horror feature Final Run and will begin shooting the film alongside Lois Winstone, daughter of Ray Winstone, in the summer.

Billed as a cross between Black Hawk Down and Alien, the movie is set in the near future and follows the aftermath of an alien invasion of Earth.

Gazza plays a misguided survivor torn between his own future and humanity's.

The movie is being made by SJB Imperial Film and the former Glasgow Rangers, Middlesbrough and Tottenham favourite is also working as one of the film's producers.

It is hoped Final Run will be in cinemas in early 2008.

From the beeb, innit ..
 






Chesney Christ

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Sep 3, 2003
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Christ. Given that he literally can't string two words together on telly anymore (anyone remember his "performances" during the 2002 World Cup where he could never complete a sentence?) how's he gonna be able to act?

The mind boggles.
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Haway man! Imagine Gazza with his hilarious fake breasts and kebabs taking on the Alien from "Alien".

Now that I would pay to see...not!
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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Brighton, UK
FAO Wayne Rooney - this is your future, if you're not careful. Look and learn...
 


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