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[Meade's Ball]

I've released over 100 farts in the last 24 hours.
I had a haloumi cheese kebab at 2 on Saturday morning after a night at the Boogaloo in Highgate. Since then, i've been an unrepentant wind machine. I even woke myself up with one at about 5am.
When should i start to worry?

 

[Wardy]

When you follow through with one.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I've released over 100 farts in the last 24 hours.
I had a haloumi cheese kebab at 2 on Saturday morning after a night at the Boogaloo in Highgate. Since then, i've been an unrepentant wind machine. I even woke myself up with one at about 5am.
When should i start to worry?

When you get a call from Gordon Brown who wants to tax your arse as a source of natural fuel.

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

When you follow through with one.

 

[Hampden Park]

I've released over 100 farts in the last 24 hours.
I had a haloumi cheese kebab at 2 on Saturday morning after a night at the Boogaloo in Highgate. Since then, i've been an unrepentant wind machine. I even woke myself up with one at about 5am.
When should i start to worry?

when you turn inside out

 

[CHAPPERS]

When you do a shart.

 

[Hiney]

After passing wind, walk around a bit and if you feel an oily sensation between the buttocks, the likelihood is that you have followed through.

Unfortunately you will have to ride this one out, but if it carries on for too long, I recommend Tena Lady combined with a made to measure Butt-Plug

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've committed 3 poos to the water in that 24 hours. This has meant that i've had a number of different scents. None of them are pleasant. One caught up with me and my girlfriend as we walked home yesterday. I tried to pretend it wasn't me, but i started laughing and couldn't keep up the disgusted facade.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Have you tried this?

 

[Hampden Park]

Have you tried this?

surely that will produce projectile pooing

 

[Meade's Ball]

I haven't tried that. I will though, in a well-aired room.
Ta.

 

[Le Premier Cru]

Lol.

I've released over 100 farts in the last 24 hours.
I had a haloumi cheese kebab at 2 on Saturday morning after a night at the Boogaloo in Highgate. Since then, i've been an unrepentant wind machine. I even woke myself up with one at about 5am.
When should i start to worry?

Just over 30 years ago?