Gary Hart - Transfer to Hearts

[unclespud]

just heard that a fee of 250k has been agreed with Hearts and OGH is discussing personal terms , anyone else heard this ?

 

[Easy 10]

WHHHHAAAAAAT ?

I can't believe this - whats your source ?

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

Please no!

And Kuipers can’t go anywhere either.

 

[unclespud]

I received a text not long ago from a mate whose gone bytrain to Liverpool tonight , sitting next to him is a guy who spent the whole journey on his mobile talking about his clients (Hearts) and BHA agreeing a fee for OGH and there waiting on OGH agreeing personal terms

 

[Easy 10]

Hmmm...*strokes chin thoughtfully*

I've decided to believe this is utter bollocks. Mainly cos its your first post. Harsh perhaps, but there ya go.

 

[Marshy]

im inclined to agree with you Easy.
Utter rubbish.

 

[Jimbo Jones]

Were they having a hart to heart?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

"Jam Tarts for Hart" "Hart to Hearts" The headline possibilities are endless

 

[Rougvie]

Hmmm, as a follower of the Scottish game I am very dubious about this.
Hearts are, like all scottish clubs, massively in debt and had to let Riccardo Fuller go last season because they could not afford the transfer after a loan period.
There is just no way Hearts have £250K to shell out on a player.
The only way it would happen would be a loan or cash plus players.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Utter rubbish. Never heard so much shite in all my life.

 

[Wozza]

I can exclusively reveal that the transfer is off.

Hearts have had a change of Hart.

Taxi!

 

[eiregull]

yes i heard this on atrain to inverness as well

justin edinburgh is joining hibs on initial three month loan

dion dublin will sign for shamrock rovers

ledley king will sign for palace for £500,00 (plus throne thrown in)

alan shearer off to cardiff they need him urgently

wayne bridge off to some team in barbados for £8m (apparently the airport are paying)

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I received a text not long ago from a mate whose gone bytrain to Liverpool tonight , sitting next to him is a guy who spent the whole journey on his mobile talking about his clients (Hearts) and BHA agreeing a fee for OGH and there waiting on OGH agreeing personal terms

That's about three hours of non-stop talking - I thought my bird was bad!

I thank you.

 

[unclespud]

Easy 10 - it may be my first post but i dont see wot relevance that has got . i thought this is a discussion forum and when you hear things about bha you post em , im not some geek who spends all day on nsc posting messages . as u can see ive been registered since July but never posted or replied to a thread. Im not interested in avators ? or funny signatures or the like , I just wanna hear about bha and wots goin on at the club.

 

[Wozza]

im not some geek who spends all day on nsc posting messages.

 

[eiregull]

Geek no Gullible yes, your mate is clearly having you on, and you believed him so much you made you first post

'hart to hearts'

i dont know whether to laugh or cry

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10 - it may be my first post but i dont see wot relevance that has got . Im not interested in avators ? or funny signatures or the like , I just wanna hear about bha and wots goin on at the club.

Don't we all.
Its probably worth being a tad more selective with the rumour-mill though, as this is so clearly a non-starter its ridiculous.

If this turns out to be true, I'll shave my scrote, dip it in custard, and post a picture of it on NSC in a thread entitled "I WILL NEVER DOUBT UNCLESPUD AGAIN."

Thankfully, I think you're all safe though.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Don't shave it Easy, get a back, sack and crack wax. All the rage these daze.

 

[Turkey]

Right. Who shall we buy? Or will the cash go towards Falmer?

 

[Rougvie]

Don't shave it Easy, get a back, sack and crack wax. All the rage these daze.

And I thought my missus was winding me up about that !