......has issued a statement through his lawyers saying that if he gets executed he wants to be cremated and have his ashes put into them etcha scetch things, so the kids can still play with him
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Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
He's also said that if he has to face a firing squad, he wants Peter Crouch to take the shot.
sir danny cullip
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Thats brilliant, thought you were being serious for a moment 
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Dad, do they celebrate Christmas and have decorations in Vietnam ?
No son, but I heard they may string Glitter up this year.
No son, but I heard they may string Glitter up this year.
clapham_gull
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Apparently he's known locally as "Po Khem Yung".
Robot Chicken
Seriously?
Some good Glitter jokes:
What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?
He heard boys pant were half off!
How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Throw him a boy.
What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.
What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.
I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.
Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.
Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children.
What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?
He heard boys pant were half off!
How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?
Throw him a boy.
What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?
Nothing, they both come in small tots.
What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?
Greyhounds wait for the hares.
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?
Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.
I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...
... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.
Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?
Because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 16's.
Did you hear about Gary Glitter's holiday?
He went to Tampa with the children.
What's Gary Glitter got in common with Kodak?
They both come in yellow boxes.
This type of humour should be banned!
They both come in yellow boxes.
This type of humour should be banned!
NMH
Banned
How does Paul Gadd (gary glitter) know when it's time for bed?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
but you know you are gonna be repeating these at work later
When the big hand is on the little hand.
but you know you are gonna be repeating these at work laterThey are all Jackson jokes!
The Great Cornholio
New member
Downloaded Penguin said:
How old is that? C&A have been shut for about 5 years!
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
New member
Gary and jacko having dinner together one night,
Gary to jacko"hurry up and finnish your desert,I want to get stuck into the under eights"
coat.
Gary to jacko"hurry up and finnish your desert,I want to get stuck into the under eights"
coat.
TrevorDove
Member
Whats 3ft tall and stands at the end of kids beds?
Gary Glitters Boots
Gary Glitters Boots
On the Left Wing
KIT NAPIER
Glitter was in Vietnam to star in the remake of a Nam war movie....
Apairofkidslips Now!
Apairofkidslips Now!