Garry Glitter jokes

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Gary Glitter has already phoned his mate Johnathon King to ask whether there are any openings for him when he returns to the UK (allegedly).

 

[Lady Bracknell]

What's the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
Having to go to bed early.

 

[Hiney]

I love you love
you're only two love

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What's the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
Having to go to bed early.

 

[defrocked priest]

Why do Gary Glitter's trousers look small on him?

There not his.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Gary Glitter said he wants to go somewhere and be left alone, and where there is no chance of any media coverage.










Palace have offered him a 3 year deal !!

 

[Mendoza]

Gary Glitter was asked what was best about shagging twenty eight year olds

He said there's twenty of them

 

[Man of Harveys]

*NEWSFLASH*

Gary Glitter has just tried to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.
However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up & down on a small buoy !

WINNER. Or maybe I should say LEADER.

 

[Heffle Gull]

Offiicals have discovered the real reason Gary Glitter would not get on the plane to the UK.

The 737 was a 1990 model, and he refuses to ride anything older than 10.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Gary Glitter has revealed to the Argus that he is looking forward to watching the Albion at Withdean. Asked what game he would be going to , he replied , I dont know at the moment but it will definately be when they have the kids for a quid scheme on.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Brand New Official Law, You Have To Read It, You Could Be Breaking It!!! - North Stand Chat

 

[gruntage]

What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring?
Gary Glitter

Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"

 

[seagull_special]

Newsflash Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children in Need

 

[Last Summer]

Gary glitter has requested that after his death his ashes be put in an etch-a-sketch... that way children can still play with his knob!

 

[Zed Seagull]

" Breaking News!" Police have re arrested Gary Glitter after they found class A drugs in his kitchen, class B drugs in his lounge and class 5c in his bedroom.......

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Gary Glitter broke a G-string yesterday while fingering a minor.
To be fair, I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door. Never mind, He'll just have to buy new strings.


That Gary Glitter's a crafty old fucker but, I've found out his plan:
After Vietnam, Thailand, Hong Kong and Thailand again, by the time he gets back to England he'll have earned enough AirMiles for two weeks in Butlins.

 

[vulture]

Gary Glitter was dressed as father christmas....he asks a little girl what she wants for xmas....the 11 yr old says she wants hairs on her fanny like her friends..Glitter looks up her skirt and says will a little white beard do.

 

[pornomagboy]

gary glitter has just flown back in england with his new wife madeline mc cann

 

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Why does Gary Glitter smear Dairylea on his knob?

Cos kids will do anything for the taste of Dairylea

 

[Soton Seagull]

he's the bleeder of the gang!