Funny things that children say.

[getz]

On a visit to my rather straight-laced aunt my 5 year old son was asked if he would like a drink.On receiving the drink without giving any thanks she asked my son"What is that little word that's starts with t!" My son replied to our shame "tits"

 

[fat old seagull]

Five year olds? - nothing! Many years ago my daughter, then aged three or four, asked me, "Daddy, if I die, does that mean no-one will be ME any more?"

I find that interestingly profound, she's obviously smart enough to consider other less than simple considerations...smart.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

I played hide and seek with my 3 yr old nephew a few months ago - this is what I 'found'...



He'll never make a ninja.

 

[Baldseagull]

Whilst watching athletics on the telly, my daughter noticed the camera that runs on rails alongside the track when the action was being shown from a camera up in the stands. She asked me "Is that for the runners to chase, like the hare that they have for the greyhounds to chase? she was 14.

She also asked me what a tick was after I found one on our dog, I told her it was a bloodsucker that sticks it head under the skin and then drops off when its full, she said "what a dull life, I think I would rather be a flea, at least fleas have a chance to join the circus"
She is a bit different my girl.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Whilst watching athletics on the telly, my daughter noticed the camera that runs on rails alongside the track when the action was being shown from a camera up in the stands. She asked me "Is that for the runners to chase, like the hare that they have for the greyhounds to chase? she was 14.

She also asked me what a tick was after I found one on our dog, I told her it was a bloodsucker that sticks it head under the skin and then drops off when its full, she said "what a dull life, I think I would rather be a flea, at least fleas have a chance to join the circus"
She is a bit different my girl.

You must be a very proud parent.

 

[Algernon]

Please excuse the mental image. My ex wife's shaven "foof" wasn't the neatest or most compact and one day whilst she sat on the toilet heavily pregnant with the door open, our four year old daughter walked by, stopped, pointed straight between her Mum's legs and loudly proclaimed "Mummy I know there's a baby inside you because I can see it's tongue sticking out"

 

[Puppet Master]

I don't remember this at all but my mum loves to share the story of when I was about 3 and a few days after seeing my mother in the bath to exclaim in horror "Mum what's happened to your willy!?!?", I was befriended by an old lady on the bus, again with my mum. When she asked me "And what's your name, little boy?" my response was apparently "Guess what! My dad has three willies but my mum has none, just a load of hairs!"

Also I once re-enacted, on the living room floor in front of all the family, when I saw mum and dad having "shakey cuddles".

I haven't changed much.

 

[Steve in Japan]

From my son when he was 4......"Dad, did you mate with Mummy?". Too many dinosaur films I think.