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Funny Stuff From The March



Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
74,123
Loads of comedy moments last night. Not got any reliable photographic evidence of any of it but here's what me digi camera would have shown in words and pictures if I could only gain mastery over the fookin' thing...

Dick Knight #1 - All of us marching gaily along, happen to glance to the the left and there's a bloke nonchantly leaning on the promenade railings making a mobile phone call, watching the show go by. Looks like Dick Knight. Blimey - it IS Dick Knight. He gives us a cheery wave.

Dick Knight #2 - Couple of hundred yards further on, still marching gaily along, happen to glance to the left again and - FFS - there's ANOTHER bloke nonchantly leaning on the railings making a mobile phone call, watching the show go by that ALSO looks like Dick Knight. Much hasty mutterings about DK decoys placed strategically along the route to confuse NIMBY sniper fire. The odd chant of 'Two Dick Knights, there's only two Dick Knights'. Finally work out that the chairman's jogging alongside the march and loitering and making moby calls along the way.

Dick Knight #3 - The chairman, making an impromptu speech from the front seat PA of a police Land Rover. Not sure if that was the plan. Actually, pretty sure it was NOT the plan. Not the police plan anyroads. After several minutes of profusely thanking everybody who's turned up, stating the case for Falmer and why the City needs the stadium, and stretching the patience of owner of aforesaid police Land Rover, DK utters the immortal words: 'Ive been asked to get to the point; can you all please start marching back towards the Palace Pier'

Dick Knight #4 - Last sight I have on the march of messrs Knight, Perry and our very own Lord B. is they're stranded on this tiny traffic island by the Sea Life centre like a bunch of CLOWNS
:jester:


Dick Knight we salute you :bowdown:
 
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Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Police saying "could you please move in this direction", replied with chant of "We dont know where we're going!"

"One Pier, we've only got One Pier" - After being asked to move towards the West Pier

The DK on Phone in two seperate spots was funny!
 




Scarface

Active member
Apr 16, 2004
3,044
Burgess Hill
As we were beginning to leave someone said to a young policewoman: "Hello gorgeous, fancy coming for a pint with us" before she could answer a big male copper says "No thanks mate!" :lolol:
 




Tom Hark said:
Dick Knight #4 - Last sight I have on the march of messrs Knight, Perry and our very own Lord B. is they're stranded on this tiny traffic island by the Sea Life centre like a bunch of CLOWNS
:jester:
That was just the half of it. Liz Costa was on that traffic island - SNOGGING A METROPOLITAN POLICE INSPECTOR!!

:eek:
 


On the Left Wing

KIT NAPIER
Oct 9, 2003
7,094
Wolverhampton
Tom Hark said:
Loads of comedy moments last night. Not got any reliable photographic evidence of any of it but here's what me digi camera would have shown in words and pictures if I could only gain mastery over the fookin' thing...

Dick Knight #1 - All of us marching gaily along, happen to glance to the the left and there's a bloke nonchantly leaning on the promenade railings making a mobile phone call, watching the show go by. Looks like Dick Knight. Blimey - it IS Dick Knight. He gives us a cheery wave.

Dick Knight #2 - Couple of hundred yards further on, still marching gaily along, happen to glance to the left again and - FFS - there's ANOTHER bloke nonchantly leaning on the railings making a mobile phone call, watching the show go by that ALSO looks like Dick Knight. Much hasty mutterings about DK decoys placed strategically along the route to confuse NIMBY sniper fire. The odd chant of 'Two Dick Knights, there's only two Dick Knights'. Finally work out that the chairman's jogging alongside the march and loitering and making moby calls along the way.

Dick Knight #3 - The chairman, making an impromptu speech from the front seat PA of a police Land Rover. Not sure if that was the plan. Actually, pretty sure it was NOT the plan. Not the police plan anyroads. After several minutes of profusely thanking everybody who's turned up, stating the case for Falmer and why the City needs the stadium, and stretching the patience of owner of aforesaid police Land Rover, DK utters the immortal words: 'Ive been asked to get to the point; can you all please start marching back towards the Palace Pier'

Dick Knight #4 - Last sight I have on the march of messrs Knight, Perry and our very own Lord B. is they're stranded on this tiny traffic island by the Sea Life centre like a bunch of CLOWNS
:jester:


Dick Knight we salute you :bowdown:

Seems to have been a lot of gay marching THPP!
:lolol: :jester: :jester: :)
 






timseagull

New member
Oct 12, 2003
1,072
Mile Oak
I thought the "can you hear the coppers sing....I can't hear a fecking thing arrrgghhh" was very amusing!
 


Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,392
Brighton
Dick Knight/Martin Perry etc all spoke to me.

Another club insider (who shall remain nameless) was 'too busy' which was a shame, but I did get some fantastic interviews for my college piece!
 


3gulls

Banned
Jul 26, 2004
2,403
Re: Re: Funny Stuff From The March

Lord Bracknell said:
That was just the half of it. Liz Costa was on that traffic island - SNOGGING A METROPOLITAN POLICE INSPECTOR!!

:eek:

Ah!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 


















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