Funny Palace Joke

[DHillzyy]

A boy is at court talking to a judge. He is abused at home. The judge says "Boy, do you want to live with your mum?".
"No", the boy replies, "She beats me.".
"Ok then, do you want to live with your dad?", the judge asks.
Once again the boy says, "No, he beats me."
"Fine then", says the judge, "Who do you want to live with?"
The boy replies, "'Crystal Palace! They never beat anyone!".

 

[Frutos]

That would probably be (slightly) funnier if they hadn't beaten us last month, tbh.

 

[DHillzyy]

Yup was not a good day :'(

 

[patchamalbion]

they're doing alright though.....arent they.......

 

[LukeOwen]

More away points this season, than all of last season. So the football league show tells me..they picked a good season to play well

 

[Palace 'n' proud]

A boy is at court talking to a judge. He is abused at home. The judge says "Boy, do you want to live with your mum?".
"No", the boy replies, "She beats me.".
"Ok then, do you want to live with your dad?", the judge asks.
Once again the boy says, "No, he beats me."
"Fine then", says the judge, "Who do you want to live with?"
The boy replies, "'Crystal Palace! They never beat anyone!".

I seem to remember us beating you at your new ground only 4 weeks ago mate. Silly Brighton fan, time for beddy-byes.

 

[chucky1973]

 

[Sausage]

Thought I might pop into town tomorrow.

 

[eagles #1]

You don't help yourselves, do ya?

 

[n1 gull]

That is wrong on many levels, humour being the first, but I was at the Amex not a month ago, where the
f*cking hell were you?

 

[serial thriller]

Gotta say, I found that hilarious as a Palace fan

3rd!











12th!

 

[dgh123]

 

[Triggaaar]

The OP is probably a Palace fan.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Agreed, OP is Palace, recently joined just 4 posts and it's such a lame crap joke.

 

[dgh123]

No the OP is a 15 year old who lives in Peacehaven with no life and has a go at anyone who supports Brighton and accuses them of being plastic, although the people have followed them all of their lives, also claims to be a die hard hahahha

 

[Ali_rrr]

No the OP is a 15 year old who lives in Peacehaven hahahha

This

 

[terryberry1]

Time for bed mate. Maybe when you leave school you should try a bit of Stand-up

 

[dgh123]

Maybe when you leave school you should try a bit of Stand-up

 

[Jesus Gul]

that's an old and very generic joke...not even that funny...but then again neither is Nookie Bear

 

[Philzo-93]