Funny Football Chants

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i remember pompey fans singing this to the tune of winter wonderland some years back........"david jones child molester, in a cell in manchester, with his stripey suit and his weetabix he shares a cell with chelsea's graham rix"

 

[maffew]

I think our answer of 'Hes over there','Hes over there' to the boyfriend chant when pointing at their fans is one of the funniest I've heard

 

[On the Left Wing]

and in the bad old days .... I can remember us singing:

"We're so crap it's unbelievable"

 

[Richard Whiteley]

(to the tune of craig david - rewind) "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"


that just made me LAUGH OUT LOUD

 

[Yorkie]

One of the weirdest ones I ever heard was back in the late 1970s/early 80s

"Peter Shilton shags Alsatians"

I can only assume it was due to his liking of dogs!

I can remember Leeds fans singing that

 

[pasty]

I remember in 1991 on the way to the play-off final, a variation on a theme (that sadly didn't happen)

We're on the march with Barry's army
We're NOT going to Wemberleeey
But we don't give a f***
'Cause we know we're going up
And Brighton are the greatest football team

 

[Eggman]

Seaman's got aids
Seaman's got aids

 

[binary]

Definitely my favourite from Newcastle fans:

Peter Reid peels bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet, bananas with his feet!

and from Chelsea fans at Norwich last season:

We've got Abramovich, you've got a drunken bitch

 

[Da Man Clay]

Chelsea fans at Norwich last season:

We've got Abramovich, you've got a drunken bitch [/B][/QUOTE]



Blunt but fair.

 

[pasty]

Talking of Norwich, I have a mate who supports them and he went to Bayern Munich when they played in Europe some years back.

Apparently, the Norwich fans launched into a rendition of "shit ground no fans"

 

[robbied69]

Leyton Orient's song about West Ham to the tune of "Sing a Song of Sixpence"

 

[JJ McClure]

Unintentionally funny was the Falmer song at Wycombe a couple of years back.

We want Falmer and we want Falmer
We want Falmer and we want Falmer
We want Falmer and we want Falmer
*slight pause*
We are the Falmer wanters

 

[sneakychef]

I always liked the one at the away game at Shrewsbury after we won the 3rd division title. We lost the game to the sound of "We're shit, and we're champions!"