Funny Football Chants

[Croydonbloke]

Apparently this was the chant in tune to Lord of the Dance at the Man U game yesterday... ............ "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country it could be worse You could be scouse Eating rats in your council house" >> Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all f@*k one another The norwich family der der der der clap clap etc - Leeds fans at Norwich >> "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...Celtic fans too andy goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia >> Wolves fans were chanting "we are wolves we are wolves we are wolves etc" Leeds fans started chanting "we are human, we are human we are human" >> Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" >> "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed >> (to the tune of craig david - rewind) "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER" >> To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"

 

[Scarface]

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...Celtic fans too andy goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Two Kerry Mayos there's only two Kerry Mayos! (Not for the same reason though!)

 

[Grendel]

Wolves fans were chanting "we are wolves we are wolves we are wolves etc" Leeds fans started chanting "we are human, we are human we are human"

Leeds fans? Human?

 

[Seagullible]

does your boyfriend know your here

 

[Croydonbloke]

does your boyfriend know your here

18/10/05

 

[Gazwag]

does your boyfriend know your here

You're to ugly to be gay

 

[On the Left Wing]

"We're the back side, we're the backside, we're the back side Brighton boys"

 

[butchy]

remember couple of seasons ago targeting dave jones up at wolves i think for his child molesting accusations with "HE DID! HE DID! he fiddled with the kids,david jones,david jones!"

 

[On the Left Wing]

One of the weirdest ones I ever heard was back in the late 1970s/early 80s

"Peter Shilton shags Alsatians"

I can only assume it was due to his liking of dogs!

 

[maffew]

'We've got Timmy Tourette's in our nets, f*** off, f*** off, f*** off.'
is class

 

[Parson Henry]

3-0 to the nancy boys (18/10/05)!!!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I played Hockey against Hampshire Ambulance Service, and our resident idiot-on-the-sideline came out with "you're going home in an effing ambulance". The silence was overwhelming, even the tumbleweed was too embarassed to blow across the pitch.

 

[maffew]

I tried singing 'You're So Solid its unbelievable' when watching Harvey at Lewes but no one joined in so I shut up and drank my pint

 

[pasty]

I played Hockey against Hampshire Ambulance Service, and our resident idiot-on-the-sideline came out with "you're going home in an effing ambulance". The silence was overwhelming, even the tumbleweed was too embarassed to blow across the pitch.

Similar reaction happened the first time I remember Wendy Toms running the line. A cliche I know, but someone really did shout "Get back in the kitchen where you belong" Fortunately no-one laughed and the bloke looked just a tad ashamed.

 

[pasty]

Oh and talking of lino's, one of the funniest I've heard was a mate who, after a particulalry poor offside decision shouted "I've got beter lino in my bathroom"

 

[Meade's Ball]

Can't buy Ndlovu!
We've only got him on loan.

Huddersfield fans a few years ago, obviously to the Beatles "classic".

 

[sneakychef]

Abusing the ball boy at Crexe last year was pretty funny, "Has your Gran f***ed Roony". As were the chants for the half-time game between a load of 7 year olds, "We're gonna win 9-8!"

 

[Scarface]

Huddersfield fans to Akpo Sodje:

'He aint Efe, he's his brother'!

 

[Redhead]

From Charlton Fans

sha la la la la la la la! *clap clap*
sha la la la la la la la! *clap clap*
sha la la la la la la la! *clap clap*
WE SENT THE PALACE DOWN!

 

[Seagullible]

Did like Mt Rumbles rendition of an Otis Redding song
'Sitting on the cock of a gay, watching the Brighton winning away'