Funny Football Chants

[Big Mart]

With all the doom and gloom posted on here over the last few weeks I thought I would lighten the mood. Will have been posted before no doubt but what would you add to these 25 ?

Couple from me

Qpr fans to Danny Shitu "Your Shit(u) and you know you are" or even the lovely Millwall fans on Valentines Day "Here 'cos we're single, we're only here cos we're single"





With thanks to the Independent

"You should've stayed on the telly" Liverpool fans on Shearer during his brie...

 

[Gus is god]

"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora"
Fulham fans on goal-shy Bobby Zamora


Hmmm not so sure on that

 

[Gus is god]

"Nani are you OK? Are you OK Nani"
Manchester United fans towards Michael Jackson look-a-like Nani to the tune of smooth criminal



HAHAHAHA

 

[Big Mart]

You are just a poor mans Evian is my favourite out of that lot

 

[Superphil]

In your Monaco Slums.......

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

After much head-scratching, Airdrieonians fans finally came up with a chant for their new signing, the late Justin Fashanu:

'He's black!
He's gay!
He plays for Air-de-ray!
Fashanu!
Fashanu!'