Funny Football Chants

[Mendoza]

These (mainly) Premiership fans think they're funny, but The Albion have come up with some better ones...Though we do get a mention from an Exeter fan in this

TheGame - Times Online - WBLG: Sock robbers and the best footballing insults

 

[Notters]

"Are you Arsenal in disguise" sang at Tottenham fans... Show's what plastics the Hull fans are now, how original!

 

[Superphil]

Have to say, I got bored reading through that without finding any funny chants, the Premier league eh?

 

[SNOOBS]

I thought "Should have died in a tunnel, should have died in a tunnel" was quite funny to Ronaldo yesterday by West Ham fans

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

hmm.. there really not very good some of them are they. Can your chairman bend a spoon is class though.

Favourite comedy Albion chant anyone? Tiny Cox is up there for me..

 

[Farley11]

And an updated version of the Brighton classic: "When the ball hits your head and you're sitting in row Z, that's Zamora."

 

[Yoda]

I still think the funniest was away to Sheffield Utd a few years ago when their fans where the quietest I've ever heard and we started singing for them "Does our boyfriend know we're here?" & "We're gay, and we know we are" etc...

 

[doncasterseagull]

i enjoyed away at burnley few years ago singing "we've got inside toilets, we've got inside toilets na na na na"

 

[pornomagboy]

we've got O'Callaghan you've got a caravan.

sung to gillingham a couple of years back.

 

[Simster]

I still enjoy the fact that "Where's your famous Essex slags?" gets an airing when we travel to Southend.

 

[CoCoa]

don't knock it 'til you try it (to PNE)

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You're shit
And you smell of fish..

 

[bristolseagull]

You're shit
And you smell of fish..

thats a really good one, well done

 

[Lady Whistledown]

99% of those are ancient. Lazy journalism from the Times to regurgitate them- the writer could have got most of them from one of those cheap toilet-reading books that are published en masse every Christmas.

Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand? Hasn't been funny since the 1980s, and nor have the likes of "are you xxxx in disguise".

 

[Safeway]

Not particularly funny, but 'you're going home in a Sussex ambulance' doesn't get sung enough these days in my opinion.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

thats a really good one, well done

Well it always makes me chuckle..

 

[Billy the Fish]

This one form Spurs is quite good

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a f*** if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas **** with HIV

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This one form Spurs is quite good

Sol, Sol, wherever you may be
You're on the verge of lunacy
And we don't give a f*** if you're hanging from a tree
You Judas **** with HIV

Yeah. Nice.

 

[bristolseagull]

Park park wherever you may be,
you eat dogs in your home country,
it could be worse,
you could be scouse,
eating rats in a council house


something like that.....

 

[Notters]

don't knock it 'til you try it (to PNE)

I started that one as "You'll never know till you've tried it", can't remember where though, not Preston.