Funny Drunken Stories

[Marc]

Got any amusing drunken stories? Do Tell!

Here's one of mine for starters, was out in Hove (actually) with a couple of my mates all quite drunk, upon the stomp back to a flat in Hove (actually) we started an M&M throwing fight...suddenly my mate runs in the middle of the road and boots this "bag" justlike whacking a football really hard, this "bag went up in the air....quite high....suddenly WINGS appeard from the "bag" and needless to say it flew off!

We stood there shocked then pissed ourselves laughing, could'nt stop for hours and still laugh about it to this very day!

No we didnt do any drugs, it turns out the "bag" (which is what my mate thought it was) was a Pigeon sitting in the middle of the road

 

[daveyboybhafc]

mad!

 

[BrightonBird]

Ahhh too many to mention. Mine are all too embarrassing to say!

 

[Hilton]

 

[CHAPPERS]

I'm a bit drunk now. Long lunch for meeeee

 

[Muzzman]

This is probably my best and most scariest...

This was when I was at college in Chichester, one of my friends was gonna crash the night round my place after we've gone clubbing. So lots of drinks later we decided to make a move and get a taxi home. Now I get to my front door only to find I've lost my keys, I know that nobody's in because the students I was living with had gone to see their parents for the weekend. I'm completely stuck and it's getting cold. I decide to go round the back to the garden to see if I could open the patio door... no luck there. I look to the bathroom window that's two floors up and see that the windows open. I give a quick wink to my friend (she's fit and I don't think I would have done what I did if it was a guy, weak huh?) and shimmyed up the drainpipe by the window, I then jump across about 2 and a half feet to the window and scramble in, I let my very 'grateful' lady friend inside and get a nice reward for my trouble

I did find it hard to explain to the my housemates when they saw that the whole guttering was pulled out from the wall and even now I shudder to think what could have happened if I slipped... needless to say we didn't get our deposit back.

 

[aftershavedave]

some time back i aws out on the lash in london and went back to where mrs afters was then staying in finsbury park. my mobile is out of juice, and i ring the bell, no answer. i wait a while, after all it's only 11-20 and perhaps she's gone out herself. it's getter colder and colder (i think it was november) so i decide to find a call box, just around the corner, literally.

i ring her at home...no answer. can't remember her mobile number, so back to the front door step.

getter really cold now, but no option but to wait, can't really go back to brighton, getting late, and of course, she'll be home soon.

i keep saying she'll be home soon until 5-45 in the morning by which time i am frozen solid.

.....and then the door opens when my missus has come down from her flat to let the cat out.

she had of course got home in the time it had taken me to walk from the phonebox to her flat (about a minute) and i'd been sitting outside needlessly for about 6 hours in a november night.

an hour later, i'm off to work....

 

[Beach Hut]

Come on Tazman - tell us the story about you drinking to much, the mirror and the Nightclub Toilets

 

[Tazman]

eeeerrrrr No! It was hard enough to explain the last time i told it...and it was very embarrassing!! All you guys that missed it will just have to visualise a pissed 21st birthday boy making a complete prick of himself......case closed!!!!

 

[Beach Hut]

Spoil sport

 

[JEM]

I can't remember most of mine. And perchance everyone else is in the same boat as I seem to be taking over the board.