Fund-raiser update! The Large One's Beard Is History!

[Lady Bracknell]

At Monday night's fundraiser, The Large One - playing to a capacity crowd - offered to sacrifice his beard if the price was right.

Ninety quid or so later, the beard is now history - and here WAS the photographic evidence.

EDITED SINCE IT CONTAINED SCENES OF BOGIES THAT MIGHT BE UPSETTING TO SOME VIEWERS

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[The Large One]

Roz, that is ghastly, aren't any of others any better? I mean, you can see my bogies and everything...

 

[Marc]

I dont know whether to applaud or puke at those BOOGERS!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Did Cartier-Bresson have this sort of grief?!
Best I have a hissy and leave the choice to you then!
THERE'S ANOTHER TWO HERE

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sorry.

 

[Lush]

 

[Lush]

You look GREAT Alan. Younger, more distinguished.

You used to look like one of those toys were you use a magnet and iron filings to put a beard and moustache on a face.

 

[CHAPPERS]

He did look very handsome in the flesh but the comparisons to Jonathon King are unfair....

 

[The Large One]

Bollocks, you NOBBERS.

Come on, cough up those that said they would.

 

[The Large One]

Did Cartier-Bresson have this sort of grief?!
Best I have a hissy and leave the choice to you then!
THERE'S ANOTHER TWO HERE

Didn't Cartier-Bresson concentrate on social and political comment, with a wry view to society in all it forms, and not intimate biology lessons on human bodily discharge...?

 

[Gwylan]

Where do you want me to cough?

 

[Lammy]

What?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Did Cartier-Bresson have this sort of grief?!
Best I have a hissy and leave the choice to you then!
THERE'S ANOTHER TWO HERE

It's got ears, is it a face by any chance?

 

[Man of Harveys]

It was better before. Put it back.

 

[CHAPPERS]

But can anyone guess the beer that our resident Danny Baker lookalike is drinking??

 

[Man of Harveys]

Harveys Old! Yum!

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One for the road?

Hmm... that worked well

Red Cross anyone?

 

[Lush]

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Harveys Old! Yum!

Harvey's Best. I bought it.

Anyone going to the launch of this year's Harvey's Old?

This Saturday, 11.00 am Service at St Thomas a Becket Church, Cliffe High Street. Then 12.00 noon at the brewery.



Then off to Withdean in a very happy mood.