Fuel Crisis Solution!

[Marc]

RIDE to work you bastards!

and dress up like him whilst you're at it

 

[zefarelly]

christ on a bike . . . . a gentleman on a fine piece of transportation equipment wearing appropriate attire

unlike those little wankers in the background wearing shed remoulds carrying ironing boards

 

[Seagull Stew]

That is a picture of probably the most useless piece of transport ever known to man, throughout history always used by complete knobs with rediculous dress sense and very odd hairstyles next to someone on a penny farthing!

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

http://www.petroldirect.com/

These guys could help a few of you out...

 

[zefarelly]

thats old shit KSA

try these dudes . . . . not only do they deliver real fuel, its fooking good high octane stuff too


http://www.aaoil.co.uk/frameset.cfm

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

In my teens I used to cycle from Seaford to Brighton for work (A27 going to work, A259 going home) and on the home leg with the log jam on the A259 from Rottingdean to Newhaven you could give a car a good run for it's money in terms of journey time.

 

[Bluejuice]

May I just point out there is no fuel crisis.

Blockades there may be but there is a contingency in place to deal with this threat and nobody will be short of petrol anytime soon

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

i heard you could just use vegetable oil and it would work

 

[JJ McClure]

Should there be a fuel crisis I have worked out a simple solution. I just won't go to work

 

[zefarelly]

As Cheeky MOnkey said, likewise I used to work in Molescum and cycle from the ROyal Borough of Shoreham-by-the-sea, I was younger and fitter 15 years ago, but I could do it in between 25 and 45 minutes which was on a apar with the old Lambretta or laterly the mini van !

the downside was I ate my own weight in food every day to maintain energy levels . . . .and that was as expensive as petrol

 

[empire]

used to ride from lancing to preston park ,take me 20 mins,christ i used to hate mill hill!!!,could i do it now could i f***

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

I'm all for Cycling, it's great exercise and helps the planet etc...

BUT

What really f***ing winds me up is bikes on trains that only travel one stop. The fuckers get on my train, smack their bike into my ankles, don't apologise, then get off the next damn stop. The lazy !!!!!

 

[hooker]

Sorry to bump this thread, but the solution is simple cats!

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=26177