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The Continuing yet funny story of the places which Boris Johnson has insulted

London mayor slates Eastbourne and Bognor (From The Argus)

London mayor slates Eastbourne and Bognor
9:24am Wednesday 23rd July 2008


Blundering Boris Johnson was last night invited to Sussex to apologise to residents after the serial offender wrote off some of the county’s top tourist spots.

The gaffe-prone London mayor, who has a rare talent for upsetting people, stumbled into fresh controversy by writing in a national newspaper that “whatever happens” he would be staying away from Eastbourne and Bognor and opting for a foreign holiday this year.

Mr Johnson scoffed at politicians like Prime Minister Gordon Brown who chose to spend their break in Britain and claimed that “indignant finger-wagging”

at MPs’ foreign holidays was doing the country “no good at all”.

The former Henley MP and frequent guest on BBC show Have I Got News For You? said it was his “patriotic duty to find a destination as sunny and foreign as possible”.

He wrote: “Some time before the end of August I will grab a week’s leave, like a half-starved sea lion snatching an airborne mackerel, and whatever happens that leave will not be taken in some boarding house in Eastbourne.

“It will not take place in Cornwall or Scotland or the Norfolk Broads. I say stuff Skegness. I say bugger Bognor.

“There will not be many UK beaches this summer where you can drink a bottle of wine in the sun and then go for an hour-long swim.”

Mr Johnson acknowledged his comments were provocative but claimed he felt driven to make them, despite joking they might well “terminate” his career.

Last night the backlash had already begun, with Sussex politicians condemning Mr Johnson’s “cheap shot” and calling on him to come to the county to apologise in person, as he did in Liverpool when he made disparaging comments about the city four years ago.

Eastbourne Borough Council and Arun District Council pointed out that the millions of people who visited the two towns each year might take issue with Mr Johnson’s view of the Sussex resorts, which surveys have rated among the sunniest places in Britain.

Gillian Brown, the leader of Arun District Council, said: “He should come down and apologise.

He should add it to the list of all the towns he’s insulted in the past and come and see what a wonderful place Bognor is. We would give him a very sunny welcome.”

David Tutt, the leader of Eastbourne Borough Council, said: “Boris is renowned for insulting then apologising after he’s done it. Perhaps it would be a good idea for him to do the same and spend some time in a town like Eastbourne.”

Even Tory MPs admitted their former parliamentary colleague had overstepped the mark.

Bognor Regis and Littlehampton MP Nick Gibb, who described Mr Johnson as a friend, said: “I think he’s wrong. He would be welcome to join me in taking a look at Bognor and spending some time there. I’m sure that will change his mind. I will issue my invitation to him today.”

Eastbourne MP Nigel Waterson said: “It’s a bit of a cheap shot at Eastbourne and I think Boris knows better. I know he has been to Eastbourne and has a high regard for the town.”

Mr Johnson was last night unavailable for comment.

He's done it again

Boris Johnson is no stranger to political rows, having been forced to apologise to the people of Liverpool after a magazine he edited accused them of “wallowing” in grief after the death of Iraq hostage Kenneth Bigley.

Mr Johnson annoyed school dinners campaigner Jamie Oliver by saying he would like to “get rid of him and tell people to eat what they like” and the people of Portsmouth when he described the Hampshire city as “too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs”.

He upset the population of Papua New Guinea when he associated the country “with orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing”.

He also apologised after referring to black people as “piccaninnies”.
 




Peteinblack

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Jun 3, 2004
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“There will not be many UK beaches this summer where you can drink a bottle of wine in the sun and then go for an hour-long swim.”

Anyone who goes swimming after glugging down a bottle of wine is a stupid bastard, and deserves to drown.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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The difference is, of course, that the people of Eastbourne & Bognor will have a momentary huff and forget about it, whereas old Boris will never dare set foot on Merseyside again, for fear being set upon by hordes of grudge-bearing scousers with pitchforks and wheel-wrenches.

Fair play to the bloke I guess, he can be a pompous arse but I sort of respect his honesty on this one.

I can't stand these self righteous politicians who preciously announce that they're off to some UK resort, in the spirit of promoting the country's tourism, and reducing their carbon footprints, when you just know their wives/husbands spat feathers when they found out they weren't going to Mustique, Dubai or the South of France this year. I bet Mrs Cameron is none too chuffed at the idea of a weekend in Dorset, and Mrs Brown must be positively dumbstruck at the prospect of a break in Southwold (I should know, I've been there).

Right honourable ladies & gentlemen: please, go to Tuscany, go to Barbados, even go to Majorca, we really don't care, after all, we're all doing the same. Only a few tree huggers (and politically opposed newspapers) make an issue out of MPs doing what the majority of the rest of the population is doing.
 


Lady Whistledown

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Mr Johnson annoyed school dinners campaigner Jamie Oliver by saying he would like to “get rid of him and tell people to eat what they like” and the people of Portsmouth when he described the Hampshire city as “too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs”.

PS I only just noticed this paragraph, and am 100% with Boris on both fronts
:lolol:
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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SHOCK HORROR
Politician offers an honest opinion. Suppose thats newsworthy enough in itself.
 


Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
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Worthing
What a total over-reaction. He was hardly criticising those towns specifically, just used them as shorthand for 'English Seaside town' ... in-so-much that the article was about the fact that he was going to holiday abroad.
 


beorhthelm

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Jul 21, 2003
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can anyone say they disagree? English seaside is for a day trip or a weekender at most.
 




bigc

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Jul 5, 2003
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I think this is all a PR trick.

Boris slags them off, they get publicity, he gets publicity(yet more), apologises and then promotes something in either town in order to make amends. Especially as they are both two true blue Tory towns..

Everyone gets what they want and the media assume we care?

We don't!
 


alan partridge

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Jul 7, 2003
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Linton Travel Tavern
Shouldn't slag off Cornwall, it's lovely

apart from that, fairly amusing. And right. Liked the sea lion bit.

Seems a bit of a cock though.
 






Albaman

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Apr 22, 2006
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Singapore lah
Not a fan of Boris but hardly controversial is it 99.99999% of people would prefer to holiday anywher else but bognor or eastbourne.

Including myself
 


bigc

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Jul 5, 2003
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Like I said, it's all publicity for Eastbourne/Bognor, and Boris.

He will come down, apologise and suddenly notice all the excellent attractions there are. This in turn will have all the papers writing about it and promoting Eastbourne/Bognor when normally they wouldn't even be due a footnote.

It's just one big PR trick. Wait till tomorrow, then he'll recant..
 


Cpt. Spavil

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Mar 9, 2008
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bongor is a shithole granted but eastbourne is ok as long as old people dont get in your way
 




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