Friday Night Porno Caption Comp (NSFW)

[Hungry Joe]

 

[seven stands]

tounge and clit piercing horror

 

[Hungry Joe]

For some reason I just keep singing "Barcelona!" in my head every time I look at it.

 

[Hungry Joe]

That wasn't a caption btw.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Withdean Screamer unveiled

 

[Hiney]

AAARGH - I think I've dislocated my elbow

 

[somerset]

"Sorry love, but I was starving, and it does look a bit like a badly stuffed kebab"

 

[Hungry Joe]

Withdean Screamer unveiled

If only mate, if only

 

[ripper]

AAARGH - I think I've dislocated my elbow

right answer

 

[Hungry Joe]

AAARGH - I think I've dislocated my elbow

get's a

 

[Seagullible]

"Sorry love, but I was starving, and it does look a bit like a badly stuffed kebab"

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Rugmuncher training classes:

"OUCH! You're supposed to lick it not bite it!"

or

"When I said eat my **** I didn't mean literally!!"

 

[Sainsburys Seagull]

"Carlsberg dont do women but if they did they'red probably be the best women in the world"........"

 

[NMH]

Yep, thats a high 'c', now let's try it in a b flat, then we'll go for the g-spot

 

[London Calling]

"what yer mean there's a squirrel up there"

 

[SussexSpur]

"I've told you before, not to eat salt and vinegar crisps as an appetiser..."

 

[London Calling]

Lesbiens, they don't like it up 'em

 

[Blackadder]

"Are you sure this will shift my piles?"

 

[Braders]

"if you stop fidgeting i'll pull it out quicker"

 

[B.M.F]

Stop sucking my clit so hard you bitch. My tits are shrinking