1 looks like the offspring of my ex mother in law and Stuart Pearce. Knowing my ex-mother in law she'd call it something like Felix. Stuart Pearce would call it Dave.
2 Not sure but I definitely had a Figurine Panini sticker of him from the 82 World Cup. Think he was central defender for Argentina.
3. Either Bob Hope or that bloke from Frasier or more probably that bloke who used to sit in the corner of the Green Dragon pub in Sydney Street. Smelt of piss and fags.
4. Fatima Whitbread. I'm so sure of this I'm playing my joker.
5. Definitely one of Jack the Ripper's victims. Not sure which one but isn't the one in the top right of this picture. That's Harry Redknapp, there.
Actually...no 5 - It isn't Cherie Blair before she had that stroke is it? I presume she's had a stroke. You wouldn't do that with your face voluntarily would you?