Friday discussion: Masturbati0n

[¡Cereal Killer!]

http://www.ceilingcat.com/

I just looked at my ceiling just in case

 

[ali jenkins]

I just looked at my ceiling just in case

my cat has just walked into the room, is it wrong to cary on?

 

[dougdeep]

The best I've ever managed is three in one day

What cats?

 

[Frutos]

What cats?

That'll teach me to look at the rest of the posts properly before I comment.

Just to make clear, my post was nothing to do with cats, I'm not into that kind of thing.

 

[Chopper West]

Keith Richards recommends using a piece of liver with a slit in it as a marturbatory toy. He claims it is just as good as a shag, but that you don't have to talk to it afterwards about the fact that you respect it.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Blimey, what a bounce! I looked at the title and thought, nah, that's not me. Cute pussy, boys

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

ARSE, you beat me to it

I don't think that is a ceiling (who cuts square holes in the ceiling anyway). I reckon its a partition wall and will have a power socket fitted - cat is just peeping through from the next room not the loft ....

Am I being a wanker?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Keith Richards recommends using a piece of liver with a slit in it as a marturbatory toy. He claims it is just as good as a shag, but that you don't have to talk to it afterwards about the fact that you respect it.

Use a tin of corned beef - just as good

 

[Frutos]

I don't think that is a ceiling (who cuts square holes in the ceiling anyway). I reckon its a partition wall and will have a power socket fitted - cat is just peeping through from the next room not the loft ....

Am I being a wanker?

Yes

 

[hitony]

Use a tin of corned beef - just as good

Wondered where all our tins of corned beef went to when u stayed at ours

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Wondered where all our tins of corned beef went to when u stayed at ours

Couple that with the fact I'm a vegetarian and it's not looking too good for me is it

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[hitony]

Couple that with the fact I'm a vegetarian and it's not looking too good for me is it

Hey mate....................i know who slept in that room at the same time...................doubt you would have needed CORNED BEEF !!!!!

 

[NMH]

Women masturbate more than men, apparently. I find that concept arousing......I'll be back in a few minutes.....