Friday Caption Competition

[Taybha]

Hawkins promises not to shave until he regains his place in the team

 

[Taybha]

No not this 1

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Perfectly legal - it's not a motorway.

Wrong, it's a mechanically propelled vehicle, therefore to be driven on any road it must be registered, taxed, MOT'd, insured, and have the appropriate lighting etc.

 

[R. Slicker]

Wrong, it's a mechanically propelled vehicle, therefore to be driven on any road it must be registered, taxed, MOT'd, insured, and have the appropriate lighting etc.

I don't get it. Not as funny as your usual ones.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

I beg to differ, surely it must be taxed, have an MOt and driver insurance to drive on a public highway

Why do you assume he doesn't comply?

 

[sam86]

Dick Knight shows Jim Gannon how it may still be possible if his family would like to stay in Stockport...

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

Wrong, it's a mechanically propelled vehicle,

So is a bicycle! You are so obviously female.......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

So is a bicycle! You are so obviously female.......

If you're going to throw insults about, it's always best to make sure you know your subject.

A pedal cycle is propelled by a human- those two things on the end of your arse, they're called legs?

If you're not sure, why don't you ask a police officer? I'm sure if you look hard enough, you'll find one around here somewhere.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

WELL?

After Age Concern protests, a Duracell spokesman agreed to suspend this latest commercial and revert to the pink bunny drummers.

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

If you're going to throw insults about, it's always best to make sure you know your subject.

So you think being referred to as "female" is an insult

A pedal cycle is propelled by a human- those two things on the end of your arse, they're called legs?

Those two things on the end of my arse are called buttocks, btw.

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If you're not sure, why don't you ask a police officer? I'm sure if you look hard enough, you'll find one around here somewhere.

I already knew you were a wpc or ex-wpc, but I would probably choose a male pc ito ask if I didn't know my stuff. An electrically assisted pedal cycle restricted to 15 mph is powered, but still requires no MOT, insurance, licence, VEL, helmet etc

 

[R. Slicker]

So you think being referred to as "female" is an insult





Those two things on the end of my arse are called buttocks, btw.



I already knew you were a wpc or ex-wpc, but I would probably choose a male pc ito ask if I didn't know my stuff. An electrically assisted pedal cycle restricted to 15 mph is powered, but still requires no MOT, insurance, licence, VEL, helmet etc

f*** me mate! Theres few enough amusing threads on here at the moment without you turning this one into a binfest. Can I suggest you say something funny or clear off.

 

[gong]

Barry Lloyd sets off on another scouting job to Ireland, boy is the credit crunch begining to bite.

 

[Easy 10]

Surely buttocks IS your arse. You can't have an arse with buttocks on the end of it.

Well. maybe in Kemptown.

 

[NMH]

McGhee finally got his, when chucked off the Motherwell team coach back from Inverness

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Joe Gatting's personal trainer sets off for work

 

[Hungry Joe]

If you're not sure, why don't you ask a police officer? I'm sure if you look hard enough, you'll find one around here somewhere.

Would you consider coming round mine in your uniform for bit of extra cash?

 

[We're the Stripes]

Tommy Elphick decides disguise is the best way of avoiding another booking.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

If you cant beat em,join em.

 

[vinylhead]

Hells Angel, 'Eastbourne Chapter'.