[Albion] Free sun cream at the Amex?

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"Man has idea" isn't a news story

 

[keaton]

When the hell did they ban bags?

If you're the sort of person you has a bag smaller than A4 it's fine but for normal people it's not much use.

It seems like a simple thing really but ok. I find it odder many people can't sort out thier own lunch before 2.30 on a Saturday

 

[mile oak]

If they're going to get free sun-cream in the east, I will be demanding snuggly blankets in the west.

An opportunity for the club to sell some sun hats. I claim 5% commission on all sold withing 100 yards of the East stand BHA, thanks.

 

[el punal]

If they're going to get free sun-cream in the east, I will be demanding snuggly blankets in the west.

Snuggly blankets? Sounds like the title of a soft porn film.

 

[Eeyore]

If they're going to get free sun-cream in the east, I will be demanding snuggly blankets in the west.

We all had our snuggly blankets in the East too. They handed out the incontinence pads on match days as well. But most of us have those anyway. Ethel was warned again not to take hers off and throw them at Bruno after that first moment of over excitement. I last heard she'd been terrifying Webster after Bruno's departure.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

The comments section is well worth the visit

 

[Chicken Run]

“He found that the closest place to purchase sun cream is in a pharmacy in Falmer.”

I wasn’t aware there was a Pharmacy in Falmer?

 

[Zeberdi]

I have had skin cancer. Fortunately a minor form and cured easily. But I have to be very careful in sun now. I think selling suncream in the shop is an excellent idea. I don't expect free cream though.

Same here - multiple times and not so curable but I wouldn’t expect the Amex to start selling Sun cream to stop people getting skin cancer. Everyone knows the risks.

On the other hand, clearly some nannying is needed when needs must and fans can’t help themselves …

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

“He found that the closest place to purchase sun cream is in a pharmacy in Falmer.”

I wasn’t aware there was a Pharmacy in Falmer?

It’s a Farm SHOP, he’s totally misheard, he’s been using goats milk

 

[Muzzman]

“He found that the closest place to purchase sun cream is in a pharmacy in Falmer.”

He couldn't be arsed to take a look on the university campus then.

 

[A1X]

"Man has idea" isn't a news story

"Dragon's Den" have made many, many TV series out of exactly that

 

[Gwylan]

Surely if you took your own suncream to the stadium, Barber's henchmen would remove the lid. This could get very messy.

This is the relevant point. I don't see how a bottle filled with water is more dangerous than a bottle filled with sun cream.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

"Dragon's Den" have made many, many TV series out of exactly that

I’m there.
I want fifty grand in return for a 5% share in a sun cream stall at The Amex

 

[jackalbion]

My Prayers have been answered.

 

[jackalbion]

@Harry Wilson's tackle

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Is this true

Interesting to see there are people who are PRO Skin Cancer

 

[Withdean South Stand]

"Dragon's Den" have made many, many TV series out of exactly that

In truth, Dragon's Den would do a lot worse than adopt, "Man has idea" as its tag line. Not very woke, but very apt!

 

[US Seagull]

Selling the stuff in the stadium doesn't seem like a daft idea. Skin cancer can be very serious, and not everybody remembers to put the stuff on before they leave the house. Of course, I'm sure the stadium are going to markup the shit out of it.

Giving it out for free would certainly be nice (and according to the article, Southampton already do this), but I wouldn't say it's the clubs responsibility. Maybe if they could get some brand of sunscreen to sponsor handing out that stuff for free on high-UV days?

Maybe the club could partner to make their own brand? Call it "Seagull Shit"?

 

[BNthree]

“He found that the closest place to purchase sun cream is in a pharmacy in Falmer.”

I wasn’t aware there was a Pharmacy in Falmer?

On the Sussex campus

 

[AK74]

 

[Barham's tash]

The club will probably start selling it in the West Stand Upper in December

Can already see the comedy branding opportunity: 'Seagull shit' for all your suncream needs. Only £16.99 for a handy 15ml sachet*


*not to be confused with mayonnaise and NOT edible