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Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
19,242
Brighton, UK
...let's face it, it's a bloody horrible bakery anyway. It sums up about everything that is wrong about dumpy old-school post-war British food.

The bread is hopelessly dull, the biscuits so greasy they make me bilious just looking at them and, worst of all, the cakes are so revoltingly, teeth-nashingly sickly sweet that anyone would think they were celebrating the fact that sugar rationing had just ended by having a blow out.
 






bhafc4eva

Well-known member
Nov 21, 2003
2,252
Man of Harveys said:
...let's face it, it's a bloody horrible bakery anyway. It sums up about everything that is wrong about dumpy old-school post-war British food.

The bread is hopelessly dull, the biscuits so greasy they make me bilious just looking at them and, worst of all, the cakes are so revoltingly, teeth-nashingly sickly sweet that anyone would think they were celebrating the fact that sugar rationing had just ended by having a blow out.

The sausage rolls are tops tho! :clap:
 


rogue

Banned
Aug 26, 2005
629
In a police cell
make your own,it's so much more nicer.Crab and prawn stick:bowdown:
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,795
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Their rolls are rubbish as well. All crust and no bread - I've cut them open before and its been like opening an empty shell. Some of the staff are a bit grubby as well. I've seen the spotty teenager in the Southwick Square branch quite openly picking his nose behind the counter.
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
19,242
Brighton, UK
Lammy said:
Sounds like you eat there quite a lot!

:eek:

Nah, not recently - it's foul and, hate to admit it, but there are better supermarkets these days.

Unless I decide to cater for a party OAPs with the tastebuds of Harry Redknapp (who lost all sense of taste in a car crash a few years back, fact fans), I won't exactly be rushing back either.
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
19,242
Brighton, UK
Re: Re: Forfars...

bhafc4eva said:
The sausage rolls are tops tho! :clap:

Top tip: place a fresh and substantial dog turd inside a hollowed croissant, cover the whole thing in three teacups of salt and microwave it for 15 minutes on full. You'll save a heap of cash. :thumbsup:
 


May 26, 2004
106
Hassocks
Much prefer truffles, who are growing their number of stores by the day..... and the food is delish.... and forfars profits helped to fund the protests against falmer...
 


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