For the GENTS: If you had to have the sex with another man who would it be??

[alan partridge]

Ladyboys

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Ladyboys

I saw The Ladyboys Of Bangcock show in Brighton and some of them were well fit. It's not really the same though is it, as they really do look like women.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Probably Jude Law or maybe Jonny Vegas for the pillow talk.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Jonny Vegas for the pillow talk.

Good one!!

See people, Mr Morris has got the idea. He has explained WHY he has chosen his man.

Welcome back.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Jude Law because he is quite feminine and so would probably recieve...and as everyone knows..you are only gay if you recieve. Someone, like say Liam Gallagher, would insist in giving and would therefore be a definite no go.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Jude Law because he is quite feminine and so would probably recieve...and as everyone knows..you are only gay if you recieve. Someone, like say Liam Gallagher, would insist in giving and would therefore be a definite no go.

Spoken like a true Ancient Greek Richie.

I'm not so sure about Liam. A mate of mine is good buddies with him and Liam once sat on a sofa with him and sang the whole of the last album. Sounds like he could be groomed if he's not already up for it.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Oasis were recording Be Here Now near Horsham and kept popping in to town to pick up shopping etc. Liam signed all the Big Issues and refused to give autographs, so perhaps he has a caring side. Can sort of imagine him stroking your hair away from your forehead before kissing you. Then again I am starting to wonder why we are discussing Liam Gallaghers likely behaviour in bed.

I WAS NEVER CONFUSED!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Morris is definitely a BUMMER.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I cannot see how anyone could not be turned with so many eligible batchelors on here.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

so perhaps he has a caring side.

According to my pal he is a very nice bloke once you get to know him and all that other shite is bravado. But we digress. I'd choose Johnny Depp because he's good looking in that slightly feminine way and we could do Fast Show sketches afterwards to ease the post-coital guilt.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Would Depp recieve though or give?

Surely a mention must go to Bobby Z. After all the pleasure that man has given us surely it wouldnt hurt to 'grit your teeth and bear it' for five minutes?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Would Depp recieve though or give?

Both hopefully

 

[Easy 10]

Surely a mention must go to Bobby Z. After all the pleasure that man has given us surely it wouldnt hurt to 'grit your teeth and bear it' for five minutes?

"Take one for the team" is the general expression, I believe.
If it meant the return of Bobby Z, I guess I'd grit my teeth, get lubed up, bend over and think of Cardiff.

As long as he called me in the morning.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Easy 10, would you do the same for us to resign Rougier?

 

[chips and gravy]

Give me an example of why I would 'have to have' sex with another man.

Can't think of one

 

[CHAPPERS]

I take Rougiers length but he is Christian so it's against the rules.

I lick his ball though, that doesn't count as gay.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I lick his ball though, that doesn't count as gay.

phew.

 

[Marshy]

youve been spending too much time with Safeway chappers....

 

[Dover]

Queasy thread vote winner. No doubt!

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10, would you do the same for us to resign Rougier?

Errr, no. I never really rated Rougier, and I'm sorry but I'm simply not prepared to take that kind of internal damage for someone who would probably only get us 10-12 goals a season at best.