For the first time in five years

[Brovion]

I know what you mean, trench warfare seems to always pop up around desert time

Dessert! (which is what I think you meant rather than a big sandy place). My dates normally get a headache and have to go home between the soup and the steak. Must be all that coke I suppose.

 

[Reading Posh]

And, if things look like they're drifting off course, slip some Rohypnol in her drink when she's in the toilet.

A word of warning... "Post-January 1998 Rohypnol from Roche should turn the drink blue and leave a residue on the surface."

A friend told me

 

[Croydonbloke]

They say to get woman laughing is is a key factor.
So tell her your a Palace fan and she`ll piss herself.
And that`s coming from a Palace fan, mind you tell her your a Brighton fan and she`ll start walking.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

They say to get woman laughing is is a key factor.
So tell her your a Palace fan and she`ll piss herself.
And that`s coming from a Palace fan, mind you tell her your a Brighton fan and she`ll start walking.

Cor really.......... oh I see WALKING

 

[Marshy]

i for one cant wait to find out how the date went.......

Will Diggers spill the beans ?

 

[Easy 10]

I think the date is TONIGHT - read the first post from yesterday, he's talking about tomorrow night.
I wonder how he's going to work this round the Scotland v Slovenia match.

 

[virgirlo]

laughter is definitely the key, and smelling nice, and smiling.
also eye contact, as it shows confidence and can be very sexy!!

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I have the phone on silent for the Scotland update - it is going to be a nightmare on that but I think that it is more intersting for me to see how this date goes as she is absloutley gorgeous.

However as it nears tonight I am now worried about one other thing.

We are going to a Seafood restaurant in Sevenoaks. I have looked on the web-site and it will be about £50 a head. she said that she has been there before and it is fantastic. So I can't let her down on that front. But what is the done thing about paying??

Do I offer to pay, do I just wait until the bill comes, the bill will be plonked in front of me as I am the man.

Please help on this......................I don't want to look patronising by assuming she won't pay but I don't want to look cheap by not offering.

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[On the Left Wing]

I wonder how many seafood restaurants there are in Sevenoaks? ... you'll probably now find it packed with NSCers ... some are booking tables already!
Good luck

 

[Man of Harveys]

Definitely pay, if you can afford it. Much as they might talk a lot of shit about feeling better going halves etc. deep down, they all still love some free nosebag - who doesn't?) So, pay anyway: "no, I'd really like to get this" - unless she's Millie Tant out of Viz (er, in which case you're wasting your time anyway), she CANNOT object and it'll also make you look strong, which they lap up.

 

[virgirlo]

I have the phone on silent for the Scotland update - it is going to be a nightmare on that but I think that it is more intersting for me to see how this date goes as she is absloutley gorgeous.

However as it nears tonight I am now worried about one other thing.

We are going to a Seafood restaurant in Sevenoaks. I have looked on the web-site and it will be about £50 a head. she said that she has been there before and it is fantastic. So I can't let her down on that front. But what is the done thing about paying??

Do I offer to pay, do I just wait until the bill comes, the bill will be plonked in front of me as I am the man.

Please help on this......................I don't want to look patronising by assuming she won't pay but I don't want to look cheap by not offering.

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Always go to pay, and she will probably offer to pay halves. But never look like you want to split the bill!!

 

[Lush]

Say "I've had such a lovely evening I'd really like to get this."

(edited as I changed my mind: There's no way of suggesting splitting the bill without look like a skin flint!)

 

[CHAPPERS]

Who organised the date? As I see it if you offered to take her out then you are obligated to pay otherwise it's your call but paying is still probably the 'correct' thing to do if you can afford.

Surely a woman is best placed to answer this one....

 

[Ding Dong !]

Buy her a drink at Weatherspoon's in George street, take her to McDonalds then goose her.

Who said romance is dead

 

[Titanic]

Say "I've had such a lovely evening I'd really like to get this."

(edited: Changed my mind. There's no way of suggesting splitting the bill without look like a skin flint!)

unless you haven't... in which case 'You had the lobster, so it's £55 for you and £35 for me' will do just fine !!

 

[MattBackHome]

Upon receiving the bill:

"Right, so you had the oysters and the sea-bass, and i suppose we'll split the bottle of wine... I make it £26.53? Want to check?"

 

[SK1NT]

Dress Smart

Be confident

Look like your enjoying yourself

Be polite

Smile politely

Offer to pay for the meal, she'll insist on paying half then reluctently give in.

Fininsh off the night with a kiss on the cheek and a smile and then say "i had a wonderful evening, i hope to do it again, soon

i am a cassanova TRUST

 

[aftershavedave]

whatever you do DO NOT tell her that the evening has been carefully analysed by dozens of people on an internet message board and that you're only paying / not paying or smiling , or not asking for first date sex etc etc on the advice of a load of people you don't know!

 

[Titanic]

Too true... it would be safest not to mention the internet or NSC at all - you can look a right sad act !

 

[Icy Gull]

Seafood restaurant? make sure you order dry white wine not red Sangre de Toro

Does the £50.00 a head include wine?