For the DAFT bints

[Lady Whistledown]

Danny

Michel

Virgo:

Roberts

Leon (though a bit small)

Jones

Currie

Hinsh:

Butters They'll have to do that page in landscape rather than portrait...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Which players will be which month?

I can see Guy as Mr December, sitting around a crackling fire in a Val Doonican cardigan, with chestnuts roasting, a giant turkey with all the trimmings on the table, and an enormous Cadbury's selection box next to him

 

[Sea]

mmm naked footballers!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

youve just made my year

also good news this morning about a suit do with the players mmmmmmmmmmm players in suits

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Currie

i wouldnt say no!!!!

 

[Cian]

This could be mentally scarring if Claridge ends up on it

 

[Sea]

i wouldnt say no!!!!

Hes got nice hair

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Hes got nice hair

he's got nice EVERYTHING!!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

he's as old as me

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

he's as old as me

so

 

[Cian]

so

Thats why it'd be mentally scarring. You'd be looking at the calender, at Claridge and then suddenly remember he's the same age as DtG (who's your dad if I've been following the conversations here right).

 

[jail bird]

Any chance of an NSC boys equivalent..

all in the name of charity?

 

[Sea]

Any chance of an NSC boys equivalent..

all in the name of charity?

What a brilliant idea!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

What a brilliant idea!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Any chance of an NSC boys equivalent..

all in the name of charity?

Not in winter, please!

 

[Marc]

I'm bringing my own calender out next month, including a Christmas Advent Calender complete with sugar free chocolates....just GUESS where the last door is

 

[Sea]

I'm bringing my own calender out next month, including a Christmas Advent Calender complete with sugar free chocolates....just GUESS where the last door is

Put me in for one, i need a good laugh

 

[Marc]

cheeky

 

[jail bird]

I'm bringing my own calender out next month, including a Christmas Advent Calender complete with sugar free chocolates....just GUESS where the last door is

sugar free? are you trying to appeal to diabetics or are you saying the bints are a little pudgy?




Well?

 

[Marc]

ALL women want is sugar free chocolates, FACT!