Football's greatest 'shaggers'

[hans kraay fan club]

Frank McAvennie was suppose to be a bit of a player if you know what i mean!!

It was anything goes in that hammers team. Just ask Tony Gales wife, who knifed him in the groin when she caught him in bed with Ian Bishop.

Out for 4 months I recall.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

It was anything goes in that hammers team. Just ask Tony Gales wife, who knifed him in the groin when she caught him in bed with Ian Bishop.

Out for 4 months I recall.

Didn't Ian Bishop have a porn star moustache?

I once met a girl who said she went out with Tony Gale he really wasn't fussy!!

 

[Les Biehn]

I think it would be reasonable for someone to confuse Ian Bishop with a lady.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think it would be reasonable for someone to confuse Ian Bishop with a lady.

A Laydee, possibly.

 

[Les Biehn]

He certainly gives me the Hebee Shebees

 

[trueblue]

It was anything goes in that hammers team. Just ask Tony Gales wife, who knifed him in the groin when she caught him in bed with Ian Bishop.

Out for 4 months I recall.

I'f like to see you ask Tony Gale about that story

It was Trevor Morley. Allegedly.

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I'f like to see you ask Tony Gale about that story

It was Trevor Morley. Allegedly.

Yep that sounds right to me didn't they both come from man city?

 

[Pavilionaire]

North of the Border, Ian Durrant of Rangers was alleged to have shagged Robert Fleck's bird, hence Fleck's hastily-arranged transfer to Norwich.

Durrant and Coisty - a pair who knew how to party.

 

[Bakesy]

Peter Shilton.

Seem to remember him coming to the Goldstone just after being caught in the back of some car. Got a bit of stick if I rememeber rightly.

her name was Tina - a bit of stick is a gross understatement, he was crucified by the North and South Stands (we occupied both ends in those days).

I remember that very well...... Marvellous scenes.

 

[Chopper West]

Wasn't it Rangers keeper Andy Goram who managed to get the Celtic physio pregnant and then force her to have an abortion?

That trumps EVERYTHING.

 

[Crawley Cobbler]

Andy Woodman allegedly left Northampton after shagging the (female) club secretary.

Gave a sneaky thumbs up to a 'was she worth it in the end?' chant if I recall correctly.

 

[Fatboy Quim]

i once went out with a scottish bird who was being pursued by Andy Goram. on one visit to her, he took offence at an English nobody getting the better of him and threatened to kill me .

i replied, "what are u gonna do, chase me with your plastic f***ing knees?"

he did exactly that, chased me out of the pub and into the path of some of his goon mates, who proceeded to administer a bit of a shoeing.

I still got to shag the fit bird that night though, and Goram still has plastic knees!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Peter Shilton.

Seem to remember him coming to the Goldstone just after being caught in the back of some car. Got a bit of stick if I rememeber rightly.

her name was Tina - a bit of stick is a gross understatement, he was crucified by the North and South Stands (we occupied both ends in those days).

I remember that game,1986 FAcupquarter final,Shilton said in the papers the next day "That's the closest I've come to walking off the pitch"happy days

 

[Beach Hut]

Wasn't someone shagging Mrs Beardsley when Dalgleish was in charge at Liverpool

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Wasn't someone shagging Mrs Beardsley when Dalgleish was in charge at Liverpool

And did I read that king Eric had "a bit of a do"with Lee chapmans trout lipped Mrs.?

 

[Al Bion]

Bruce Grobbelaar was allegedly caught shagging a bird in the goal mouth at Gresty Road, after an end of season party, during his time with Crewe.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I remember that game,1986 FAcupquarter final,Shilton said in the papers the next day "That's the closest I've come to walking off the pitch"happy days

He Shot
He Cum
All Over Tina's Bum.

was one I remember .....................

with apologies to our more sensitive readers.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Didn't Andy Maddog Kennedy go out with a Page 3 girl? Can't remember which one although may have been Maria Whittaker?

 

[El Presidente]

He Shot
He Cum
All Over Tina's Bum.

was one I remember .....................

with apologies to our more sensitive readers.

I remember Shilton politely asking Ernest to "Shut the f*** up mate" after the life president of ARS gave him dogs abuse at the Dell in 1983

 

[dunno]

Mickey Thomas - screwdriver up the arse while shagging sister in law (or mate's wife) in the back of his car