[Football] Football Songs That Don't Really Work Any More

[Barrow Boy]

That wasn't what I heard, but it may well be what you heard.

Perhaps we need a football chant equivalent of the 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy' misheard lyric list

Or, Oh Oh me ears are alight!

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

In your northern slums always makes me giggle, but only when sung in London or further south

 

[peterward]

Ironically a fairly easy one to update if wanted as we could just sing "Going Down The Lewes Road". Although "We All Go Down The American Express Community Stadium" doesn't have quite the same flow.

Going down to falmer station.
Watch us fighting relegation

 

[Icy Gull]

We’ll never play you again aimed at Pompey

 

[Eeyore]

'We can see you sneaking in....'

 

[edna krabappel]

We're ****ing Brilliant

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

“We’re proud of you” sung by England fans?

 

[edna krabappel]

Is VD still a thing, or would we, in 2020, be more worried about- say- chlamydia?

 

[Worthing exile]

Do Liverpudlians still 'look in the dustbin for something to eat, find a dead cat and they think its a treat'?

 

[maffew]

30 years of hurt is already 24 years past its usability

 

[zefarelly]

Is VD still a thing, or would we, in 2020, be more worried about- say- chlamydia?

Better Ask Steve Coppell

 

[Martlet]

"Who ate all the pies?"

Nobody did, as there aren't any pies.

 

[Swansman]

In Gothenburg there is a song going "Alla heter Glenn i Göteborg" ("everybody is named Glenn in Gothenburg") because they had like five Glenn in their team back in the 80s.

Now, no one under 50 is named Glenn in Sweden. Too bad they missed the Murray opportunity.

Still sing it though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGiyUBITjSg

 

[Juan Albion]

Is VD still a thing, or would we, in 2020, be more worried about- say- chlamydia?

Isn't chlamydia a VD?

 

[jcdenton08]

We don't chant "Seagulls, Seagulls" any more. Nowadays it's this newfangled "Albion, Albion" chant, stolen from Liverpool.

 

[BN9 BHA]

We don't chant "Seagulls, Seagulls" any more. Nowadays it's this newfangled "Albion, Albion" chant, stolen from Liverpool.

Alboring, Alboring
I’ve never got my head around why it’s so popular, Albion, Albion, Albion ( here we go ) is much more uplifting, but doesn’t seem to get sung as much.

 

[Bodian]

We don't chant "Seagulls, Seagulls" any more. Nowadays it's this newfangled "Albion, Albion" chant, stolen from Liverpool.

Still hear it at corners. And on the Sky Crowd noise thingy it was audible at odd times when we didn't even have a corner!

Alboring, Alboring
I’ve never got my head around why it’s so popular, Albion, Albion, Albion ( here we go ) is much more uplifting, but doesn’t seem to get sung as much.

Yes, much preferred that version - cheerier, and you could bounce along to it.

 

[Eeyore]

'Sack the board' isn't quite such a thing in these parts now.

 

[osgood]

We Are ------, Super ______, Super ______, from the --------( wherever applicable ) ,
Its so boring , Super Boring , makes me wonder why im here !!

 

[osgood]

Give us a goal , give us a goal ...Sully ,
We want a goal , we want a goal .., Su-lly !
Oh no, , wait a minute ,.. could modify it a bit ...