Following revelations.....

[Everest]

about Sharron Davies putting off her rivals by pissing in the pool, what have you done to put off opposition players when playing footy, cricket, etc.
When I played in goal facing a penalty, I used to put my hand down my shorts to "rearrange myself", & then sniff my hand. Not much has changed since then, apart from giving up playing!

 

[Guy Butters]

I didnt use to do anything. Just played my usual game. Running round like a fat overweight whale. Always put people off, including me. Choc eclair in one hand, another in me gob, druling cream down me chin.

Life is sweet.

 

[The Large One]

Farting a lot meant I rarely got closely marked.

 

[Braders]

did a wanker sign @ the milton keynes lion player when he was doing a free shot when i was brighton bears ball boy !

 

[NMH]

Told anyone who was marking me that I recognized them, and that I knew their Mum - and if they don't behave, I will know her again and again .

Not really, but it sounded good.

The best thing to have people think is that you are a pushover, and will be easy. Then, you surprise the crap out of them when you take care of business. That's how it works in most combat, they never take as much consideration for defense and before they know it, it's over and NMH is standing on their head.