Following on from NSC'ers occupations

[Hiney]

Mortgage anyone?

 

[bhaexpress]

If your company does not have a Disaster Recovery contract and is worried about terrorists bombs, fire or air con units flooding your computer rooms then I am your man.

Call me....I am the only DR consultant in the village

Just don't ask Dave about obsolete IBM minis ........

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Buckingham road

Buck road, Shoreham ? Me too.

 

[Lokki 7]

Mortgage anyone?

Signed up for 2 last week. Sorry, would have called you if I'd known.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Lammy

Sounds the same them.

AS400 recoveryt is a easy peasy compared to some Intel based Veritas/Legato crap that is only there to make work for IT consultants who are the only people to have the time to read the manuals and actually understand the stuff! ( and even then we get people come in and still dont understand what the hell the system is doing) When your building is inaccessible, the last thing you need to be told is that you cant get the backup tapes to restore as no-one understands what the f is going on!

 

[Simster]

Mortgage anyone?

Actually yes because I'm about to move. I want a 5 year fixed rate - the best I've been quoted is a 5% fixed rate over 5 years with various features from Northern Rock. PM me if you can beat that...

 

[Lammy]

Lammy

Sounds the same them.

AS400 recoveryt is a easy peasy compared to some Intel based Veritas/Legato crap that is only there to make work for IT consultants who are the only people to have the time to read the manuals and actually understand the stuff! ( and even then we get people come in and still dont understand what the hell the system is doing) When your building is inaccessible, the last thing you need to be told is that you cant get the backup tapes to restore as no-one understands what the f is going on!

The lady opposite me deals with Legato!! Tivoli is the next big nut to crack in the States!

It's quite amusing when people bring in their backup tapes with nothing on them. Some idiot hasn't done their set up properly and they have hundreds of catalogued tapes with nothing on.

ho hum...

 

[colinpants]

call me the PLOW KING !!!

 

[Le Premier Cru]

I would happily provide equity options trading advice for a small fee. You too could learn how to piss hundreds of thousands of pounds down the drain.

Learn to? My family taught me how to 'photopdtd' many years ago. That was personal disposable income. My employer then went back to basics in re-teaching me how to do the same on a larger scale. Are you saying that we can now pay a consultant to advise us how to waste money, before we actually do it?

Isn't the world a wonderful place?

That was a party political message on behalf of the Labour Party.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

OK I get the message.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Got an unhealthy amount of alcohol lying around the house? Fed up with tripping over pints of the stuff? We can arrange to dispose of it in an environmentally friendly manner AND take the pictures to prove it! Quality assured at all times.

 

[El Presidente]

Need to convert your UK accounts into IFRS? Call me and I will tell you that you are 14 months too late.

 

[wehatepalace]

i'll drive any great big f*** off lorries that you need shifting

 

[pasty]

Too busy throughout your working day ?
9-5 simply not enough hours to get everything done ?
Lunchbreaks a thing of the past ?

Call 0898 P-A-S-T-Y and let me take some of the strain.

I will, for a nominal fee only, spend 8 hours a day, constantly monitoring North Stand Chat on your behalf, with the following guarantees:

I will keep you informed of any significant developments, (that may or may not turn out to be an Easy 10 style wind-up).
I will ensure you are kept up to date on the feeding/smoking/drinking/holidaying/sexual habits of all posters.
I will enter gratuitously insignificant posts on your behalf.
I will ensure you remain in last place on the "£10 to the last person to post on this thread" thread.
And finally keep you up to date with Chrystal Phalarses push for relegation

 

[pasty]

Too busy throughout your working day ?
9-5 simply not enough hours to get everything done ?
Lunchbreaks a thing of the past ?

Call 0898 P-A-S-T-Y and let me take some of the strain.

I will, for a nominal fee only, spend 8 hours a day, constantly monitoring North Stand Chat on your behalf, with the following guarantees:

I will keep you informed of any significant developments, (that may or may not turn out to be an Easy 10 style wind-up).
I will ensure you are kept up to date on the feeding/smoking/drinking/holidaying/sexual habits of all posters.
I will enter gratuitously insignificant posts on your behalf.
I will ensure you remain in last place on the "£10 to the last person to post on this thread" thread.
And finally keep you up to date with Chrystal Phalarses push for relegation

 

[C1 BHA]

I could fly you to some of the world's least favourite places

 

[moggy]

good idea in principle.

NSC business pages

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

I could get you a GCSE Geography grade c or above

 

[desprateseagull]

i can call people up for overdue debts- a full half hour argument costs from just £20...!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I could get you a GCSE Geography grade c or above

and I could get you a GCSE History grade C or above.