five Minutes BBC2 Cominc Genius

[Brighton Breezy]

Dan...Dan...Dan

 

[Beach Hut]

Aha

 

[Beach Hut]

Textbook intercourse

 

[El Presidente]

Lexi

 

[Beach Hut]

Give her a big hand

 

[Beach Hut]

Like a JCB at the buffet

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Loved the line that was on channel fours 100 best tv characters..about the irish famine:

"thats what you get for being fussy eaters"


That episode tonight was one of the best by a long way.

I have no desire to be part of your sex festival.

 

[JJ McClure]

A repeat it may have been, but LMFAO I did. The scene in the petrol station with the other Lexus driver is just top stuff.

 

[El Presidente]

Dan's a great man. I was talking to him today on the phone and he was asking me what phone I have and I said a Motorola Timeport and he said 'that's SAAAAAADDDDD! you need to upgrade' and I said 'so do you to a new face!' He nearly soiled himself he said he was laughing so hard, he had Kenco coming out of his nostrils and that made me laugh... But my nostrils were clear...

 

[watsongooal]

In off the red

 

[El Presidente]

Alan: How much is a Monkey?
Builder: £500.
Alan: Errr, well how much is a mouse?
Builder: There's no such amount. A pony is £150.
Alan: I'll give you £200, that's a Pony and a bag of hooves!!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Alan: <on seeing Sonia talking to Colman heiress> "Ow, cook a cat!"

 

[Gritt23]

I only caught the end, but it looked a big improvement on the last series which was beginning to look a bit tired.

Top stuff.
a-ha.