Fittest woman in Soaps heat 1: eastenders

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Hear hear that man above me.

Zoe looks like Ruud Van Nistelrooy in drag.

Stacey on the other hand...

 

[Silent Bob]

You obviously have about as much taste as a Rice Cake

 

[Gullet]

Where's the option for Dot Cotton?

 

[Safeway]

Where's Demi?

 

[Crawley Boy]

Where's Demi?

She's 14 years old but her character is 13. Perhaps that answers the question?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Safeway]

She's 14 years old but her character is 13. Perhaps that answers the question?

So? Doesn't stop her being fit AS.

In her absence, I voted for Chrissie.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Zoe looks like Ruud Van Nistelrooy in drag.

If Zoe looks like Ruud van Nistelrooy then the thoughts that go through my mind every time I see her in Eastenders make me gay.

 

[dougdeep]

If Zoe looks like Ruud van Nistelrooy then the thoughts that go through my mind every time I see her in Eastenders make me gay.

Do you think she has scored twelve times this season too?

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Do you think she has scored twelve times this season too?

Well there's a pair that stick out.

 

[Crawley Boy]

So? Doesn't stop her being fit AS.

 

[TSB]

Who won?

 

[Clive Walker's slaphead]

Where's the option for Chelsea

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mmmm Stacey You just know she takes it up the shite-pipe.

 

[Easy 10]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What, no Pauline, chaps?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I notice there wasn't an option for Heather either. Remember, it's what's inside that counts...and let's be honest, there must be a lot inside this one...

 

[Easy 10]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

To be fair, that's a good rack on Pauline for her age.

How could I forget Bianca's daughter - She. Is. SMOKIN'.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

OK, well if Pauline's leathery bingo wings don't float your boat, how about a bit of PAT?