First team squad on a "meet the public" day.

[Stuart Munday]

Ulloa was walking up Queens Road looking like he didn't want to be there.

 

[Giraffe]

Gordan Greer is at dome hiding in the cheap seats. If an old person walks past he leaps out and shouts "Gordan's alive" in a Flash Gordon style.

 

[skipper734]

Oscar was in Hove Park this morning. After a quick shave, he was posing with some old mates to prove what the Cup means to him.

 

[Munkfish]

I have heard Rohan has now set up an extreme sports centre on the cliff tops along the cost road and is using his c**k as a bunjee rope!

 

[bravohotelalpha]

Pole in Goal currently pulling pints in The Sportsman

 

[pishhead]

Just seen CMS out on the downs with a menagerie of animals. I certainly saw a few headless chickens. Pretty sure I also saw some labradors running around exerting a lot of energy but not really doing anything.

Also Ulloa was playing the panpipes outside Churchill sq.

 

[Giraffe]

Ankergren is on the pier selling sugar doughnuts. Half price for the ones he has dropped.

 

[Munkfish]

CMS is on the Ferris Wheel down by the seafront, going round in circles apparently!!!

 

[Fignon's Ponytail]

Just seen Matty Upson helping 2 old dears with their shopping round the Coop in Peacehaven....such a nice young man.

 

[Cold Gettin Dumb]

I just rubbed shoulders with Solly March whilst queuing for the dodgems on the pier. Says he had a result on the fruit machines a little earlier.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Courtney Richards was loitering outside the Brighton Fishing Museum selling Buffalo soldiers made from marzipan.

 

[Official Old Man]

Saw the entire Hull team earlier. Wait, just realized this is a joke thread.

 

[Stat Brother]

Blimey, I wasn't expecting to see Calde painting a palace shirt on The Long Man of Wilmington.



I guess he's not as 'Albion' as we all thought.

 

[Giraffe]

Saw the entire Hull team earlier. Wait, just realized this is a joke thread.

Let me guess they all swam out to the West Pier, climbed up on to it with a massive NoToHullTigers banner. All was going well until Steve Bruce clambered up, at which point hundreds of years of heritage crashed into the sea. RIP West Pier.

 

[Yoda]

Will Buckley is serving at my local butchers. Selling ham at a heavy discount, no strings attached.

Very good.

 

[See-Goals]

Also Ulloa was playing the panpipes outside Churchill sq.

Thanks, that got me on a busy train.

 

[Worthingite]

Just seen Spanish Rodney doing the macarana outside Grubbs in Palmeira square. Got his little boombox and everything and really has some moves

 

[Eksman]

Brown

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