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[Cricket] First Ashes Test - England v Australia - Cardiff







Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
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Worthing
Steve Smith may be the No 1 ranked batsman in the world but sometimes he looks like an Octopus out of water.
 


Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003
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129-2

Ali gets the dangerous Smith, tied him up in knots, strange shot... dollied to a well-placed short mid on :clap2:
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Below. Men certainly don't find a lady being similarly afflicted, amusing. I though you fellow ladies might have - what with you being CRUELLER creatures, and that.

Quite. There's not really much to hit down there for ladies, is there? Just flesh & bone, as opposed to a slightly more tender, dangly collection of external tissue :lolol: I can vouch for once getting the full weight of a studded football boot in that region following a slide tackle, many years ago, and it certainly was painful for a few minutes, but only in the same way it would be if you get kicked pretty much anywhere else. Nobody found it HILARIOUS. Principally because I found myself pretending the impact was in the stomach area, as our physio was a bloke and I didn't fancy him turning up with the ice pack and sponge down THERE...

I've taken the liberty of researching this matter, just for you, by the way. There's now a THREAD explaining it all (so that those insane enough not to be following the Ashes may also read and learn).
 


Badger

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I'm most delighted with my set-up here at work. Listening to TMS and streaming Sky Sports via Now TV but hidden behind my normal screens. A 5 second delay means I hear the wicket on TMS and quickly flick to the TV stream to see the action :thumbsup:
 




Eeyore

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No better sight in sports than an Australian on his way back to the pavilion.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,915
Surrey
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I'm most delighted with my set-up here at work. Listening to TMS and streaming Sky Sports via Now TV but hidden behind my normal screens. A 5 second delay means I hear the wicket on TMS and quickly flick to the TV stream to see the action :thumbsup:

My free Now TV day pass expired at lunch. Before then, my set up was much the same. :thumbsup:
 








Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
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Ant & Dec on TMS now
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
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West, West, West Sussex
Odd. Anderson and Broad have both got Clarke out 9 times each. So straight after tea, who does Cook bowl? Wood.
 








Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
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Bookies have England at 3-1 to win this match. With the Aussies still to score 245 to reach England's score, AND to bat last on a wicket that has kept low with inconsistent bounce that seems a tad generous.
 














Titanic

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Jul 5, 2003
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Close of play - day 2

Australia 264-5, trailing by 166

Another pretty good day for England.
 


nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003
14,500
Manchester
Definitely England's day that: 166 behind with their best batsmen gone, wicket becoming less predictable, and the ball will probably do a bit more through the air as well for the first hour tomorrow.

I predict a 60 run 1st innings lead.
 


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